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Morning Goods: Paul Burrow
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No. 5 ·
ILOVEZ
He is the best so far! LOVE his nipples!
http://www.ilovezeren.com
May 23, 2008 at 10:22 am · @Reply
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No. 10 ·
Bitch Republic
They don’t all look like the same person. One is hot and the other has a flabby body.
May 23, 2008 at 2:32 pm · @Reply · Flag
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No. 15 ·
RPCV
An analysis of the pictures reveals that he has elephant ears. They stick out abnormally. It’s a shame his parents (if he was lucky enough to have 2 while growing up, unlike most of the children of color who live near me) didn’t have them pinned, or clipped, or taped back (whatever the corrective action would properly be – sorry, I haven’t received my M.D. yet). I visualize what he would look like with those ears, buck teeth, freckles, and acne!! Yikes.
Anyway, I also feel he should lightly trim the armpit hair. He obviously manscaped his pubes; therefore he should pay attention to the pits, as well.
Overall, I rate him a 7.9 on a 10 point scale with a 10 being a young, nicely tanned, manscaped, jelled hair, muscular hombre from Sonora Mexico or Pacific coast of Costa Rica. A 10 would also be that cop I sucked off and whose ass I licked in Montevideo, Uruguay. He had his gun belt on while I was servicing him. He charged me a mere $10 which he said he needed to feed his kids. I gave him a $20 and told him to keep the change….
May 23, 2008 at 6:57 pm · @Reply · Flag
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No. 18 ·
RPCV
Hells Kitchen Guy: Obviously you don’t know how to read. If you review my original post, I was clearly referring to other children (of color) in my community when I was discussing Paul’s lack of proper parentage to correct his cauliflower ears. I accept your apology for your failure to understand English.
May 23, 2008 at 10:23 pm · @Reply · Flag
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No. 20 ·
John McLaren
He looks like the quiet, shorter guy from school who ended up sleeping over in your room, had incredible, intense, silent sex and neither of you spoke about it the next morning.
May 24, 2008 at 4:38 pm · @Reply · Flag
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No. 22 ·
michael
No. 18 · RPCV
You may be hooked on phonics but a class act you are not. The guy above is a human being, not a Cocker Spaniel and I cannot believe that you took a general opinion poll rating a guys attractiveness and made comments on his parentage. I shutter to think what produced something like you, I hope they were not human.
May 25, 2008 at 10:16 pm · @Reply · Flag
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No. 23 ·
RPCV
Michael: Had his parents taken proper care of his ears when he was young, the ears would not look as they do now. Thank God my parents put braces on my teeth when I was young, otherwise I’d have buck teeth today and would not qualify for the good-looking guy I am. So, yes, parentage does have a lot to do with how a person looks.
Michael, admittedly, I don’t know what you look like; however, I can say that your parents obviously neglected your education since you used the word “shutter” (which means to close something) instead of “shudder” (which means to quiver and/or shake). Just a thought…….
May 26, 2008 at 3:27 am · @Reply · Flag
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No. 25 ·
M Shane
Anybody wonder if the ropes or whatever are bondage gear (last photo)
RPCV: Ever wonder what will happen to the race of men if selectivity is made on the grounds of the plastic that deranges everyones appearance ?
Pretty soon Plastic surg. will be necessary to not look like a kumquat. What do people think of your ego. Hot ? Mildewed? Cracked?
May 26, 2008 at 12:40 pm · @Reply · Flag
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No. 27 ·
brian
RPCV, is it that bad for you? Since nobody really has any desire to be with you, you should quickly make the move to a cabin in the woods to live the short life you were meant to live. It’s in the DNA from your parents, the best gift they gave the world.
May 27, 2008 at 4:24 am · @Reply · Flag
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he is my favorite morning goods yet! he is so friggin adorable.