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Morning Goods: Paul Burrow

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By:           Andrew Belonksy
On:           May 23, 2008
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No. 1 · holy smokes

he is my favorite morning goods yet! he is so friggin adorable.

Posted: May 23, 2008 at 9:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Lessthan

Are they the same guy? The cover shot and the second pic look totally different than the last four. However, he is really handsome. Thanks!

Posted: May 23, 2008 at 9:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 3 · dvlaries · Member · 985 comments

A splendid week. Every one of them was very good this time. Thanks. :-)

Posted: May 23, 2008 at 10:05 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 4 · dvlaries · Member · 985 comments

Hmmm. He’s Paul Burrow here and Philip Burrow when you click Major model.

Posted: May 23, 2008 at 10:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 5 · ILOVEZ

He is the best so far! LOVE his nipples!
http://www.ilovezeren.com

Posted: May 23, 2008 at 10:22 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 6 · hells kitchen guy

His body face are pretty nondescript (which is why he’s a model, I guess) but I love his beard. Wish I could grow one like that, but my facial hair is too wispy.

Posted: May 23, 2008 at 10:41 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 7 · Ray

aw, a man for all of us.

Posted: May 23, 2008 at 12:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 8 · Alan down in Florida

Does nobody else have problems with those ears?

Posted: May 23, 2008 at 12:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 9 · Dawgson

wow. wow. WOW.

If anyone says anything about his armpit hair I’m going to lose my mind.

He’s close to perfect.

Posted: May 23, 2008 at 12:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 10 · Bitch Republic

They don’t all look like the same person. One is hot and the other has a flabby body.

http://www.BitchRepublic.net

Posted: May 23, 2008 at 2:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 11 · parisinla · Member · 177 comments

great way to end the week!

Posted: May 23, 2008 at 5:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 12 · Dawgson

In which of these photos is he flabby? He has the a six pack in all of them. He might not have dehydrated/starved himself to look more cut in some of them, but he’s hardly fat anywhere.

Posted: May 23, 2008 at 5:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 13 · Dawgson

Edit: I meant “he might have.”

Posted: May 23, 2008 at 5:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 14 · dons888 · Member · 44 comments

Me like the VPL. Woweee!

Posted: May 23, 2008 at 5:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 15 · RPCV

An analysis of the pictures reveals that he has elephant ears. They stick out abnormally. It’s a shame his parents (if he was lucky enough to have 2 while growing up, unlike most of the children of color who live near me) didn’t have them pinned, or clipped, or taped back (whatever the corrective action would properly be – sorry, I haven’t received my M.D. yet). I visualize what he would look like with those ears, buck teeth, freckles, and acne!! Yikes.

Anyway, I also feel he should lightly trim the armpit hair. He obviously manscaped his pubes; therefore he should pay attention to the pits, as well.

Overall, I rate him a 7.9 on a 10 point scale with a 10 being a young, nicely tanned, manscaped, jelled hair, muscular hombre from Sonora Mexico or Pacific coast of Costa Rica. A 10 would also be that cop I sucked off and whose ass I licked in Montevideo, Uruguay. He had his gun belt on while I was servicing him. He charged me a mere $10 which he said he needed to feed his kids. I gave him a $20 and told him to keep the change….

Posted: May 23, 2008 at 6:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 16 · hells kitchen guy

^^^ TMI. Ick.

Posted: May 23, 2008 at 9:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 17 · hells kitchen guy

Also he’s about as much as “person of color” as Pat Boone. What planet are you on, anyway?

Posted: May 23, 2008 at 9:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 18 · RPCV

Hells Kitchen Guy: Obviously you don’t know how to read. If you review my original post, I was clearly referring to other children (of color) in my community when I was discussing Paul’s lack of proper parentage to correct his cauliflower ears. I accept your apology for your failure to understand English.

Posted: May 23, 2008 at 10:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 19 · gregg

yuck butterface alert!

i could almost park my car on that 5 head!

Posted: May 24, 2008 at 3:33 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 20 · John McLaren

He looks like the quiet, shorter guy from school who ended up sleeping over in your room, had incredible, intense, silent sex and neither of you spoke about it the next morning.

Posted: May 24, 2008 at 4:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 21 · IntenseOnlyJoe

Oh those ears:-) the more room for my tongue:-) and the rest of him’s not at all bad, either

Posted: May 24, 2008 at 10:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 22 · michael

No. 18 · RPCV

You may be hooked on phonics but a class act you are not. The guy above is a human being, not a Cocker Spaniel and I cannot believe that you took a general opinion poll rating a guys attractiveness and made comments on his parentage. I shutter to think what produced something like you, I hope they were not human.

Posted: May 25, 2008 at 10:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 23 · RPCV

Michael: Had his parents taken proper care of his ears when he was young, the ears would not look as they do now. Thank God my parents put braces on my teeth when I was young, otherwise I’d have buck teeth today and would not qualify for the good-looking guy I am. So, yes, parentage does have a lot to do with how a person looks.

Michael, admittedly, I don’t know what you look like; however, I can say that your parents obviously neglected your education since you used the word “shutter” (which means to close something) instead of “shudder” (which means to quiver and/or shake). Just a thought…….

Posted: May 26, 2008 at 3:27 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 24 · Darcy

His name is Philip.

Posted: May 26, 2008 at 10:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 25 · M Shane

Anybody wonder if the ropes or whatever are bondage gear (last photo)

RPCV: Ever wonder what will happen to the race of men if selectivity is made on the grounds of the plastic that deranges everyones appearance ?
Pretty soon Plastic surg. will be necessary to not look like a kumquat. What do people think of your ego. Hot ? Mildewed? Cracked?

Posted: May 26, 2008 at 12:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 26 · RPCV

M Shane: BSed on the nature of your comments, I suspect you were born with a natural dunce cap. Just a thought……..

Posted: May 26, 2008 at 9:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 27 · brian

RPCV, is it that bad for you? Since nobody really has any desire to be with you, you should quickly make the move to a cabin in the woods to live the short life you were meant to live. It’s in the DNA from your parents, the best gift they gave the world.

Posted: May 27, 2008 at 4:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 28 · RPCV's an idiot

PRCV, “BSed” on the nature of your comments, you should stop making a fool of yourself.

Just a thought . . . (three ellipses are all that are needed)

Posted: May 27, 2008 at 1:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 29 · holy smokes

i love it all…those ears are what him ultimately adorable…that bod aint bad either.

Posted: May 28, 2008 at 8:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]

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