Most of you aren’t even at work today to read this — and that’s probably for the best, since we wouldn’t want your office manager to wonder why your hands are mysteriously absent from the keyboard. For those of you stuck behind your desks, however, we hope this video editition of Morning Goods at least gets you through till noon.
Bonus movie clip, after the jump.
David
Ahhhh. Nothing like a little ephebophilia to get your week started. Ick.
Don
Not good, Queerty. A little young, don’t you think?
R33
Re: the above post – Ephebophilia is the sexual preference in which an adult is primarily or exclusively sexually attracted to postpubescent adolescents. Never thought I would say this about Queerty, but Ick is right.
Also, the fact that all the boys are white gives the video a Nazi-vibe that is double-ick. Aren’t there any blacks or latins or asians in your universe? Is this 2006?
David Hauslaib, Queerty
We’ve since updated this item with more appropriate video clips.
Your comments are accurate; the previous clips were not something we’d knowingly endorse. When reviewing the submissions from readers and elsewhere, I hadn’t watched the videos in their entirety. That’s my mistake, and I regret it. It’s always helpful when your comments alert us to something like this.