Alright, we admit we haven’t seen a Stephen Dorff flick since I Shot Andy Warhol, but that doesn’t mean we don’t think about seeing some of his movies.
We think about it, yes, but then end up just thinking about having sex with the Georgia-born, thirty-four year old actor. And then, well, we don’t have to tell you…
Start your week off right, after the jump…
ColinATL
1) I don’t find Stephen Dorff that attractive.
2) He’s gay according to a well-connected friend, but continues to date a string of beards (e.g., Pamela Anderson) to hide that fact. Get over it, Stephen.
Vinman
Gay or Straight he’s sexy!
jvm
he’s hot but too bad he’s such an asshole. can i say asshole on here?
Gregoire
Its worth it to rent the godawful ‘Shadowboxer’ to see
– Stephen Dorff with a condom on his erect penis, pulling out of a whore who he then proceeds to kill
– Mo’Nique puffing on crack cocaine in a nurse’s outfit
– Cuba Gooding Jr and Helen Mirren having sex in a garden (okay, maybe you can skip that one)
Fiona Apple
Shadowboxer was terrible. It’s not worth it.
beejay
check this out, hot pics of this guy at http://entrylevelheiress.typepad.com/entrylevelheiress/2006/08/chubby_alert_st.html
chubby as in hes got a boner!
mikel
i lived in los angeles for many years and i used to go to a fab. spa and would see stephen dorff there with his bud michael stipe of rem. this new age retreat had everyone in the buff..stephen while not muscley had one of the largest dicks i’ve seen.
mikel
also, the guy is actually pretty cool. nothing assholey abt him. i ran into him in a café in paris a year after i moved form LA and he knew how we met and said hi; also, he’s not gay.