Morning Goods: The Carlson Twins
Thursday can be rough. It’s almost Friday, the week’s wearing away at your resolve, you dream of escape. While we can’t make time move any faster, we can give you a double distraction in the form of The Carlson Twins. You know them, the Abercrombie models who turned symmetry into stunningly long careers.
We’ve pasted some pictures after the jump, but when you’re done there, head on over to the boys’ website. That should occupy you for a while.
If they weren’t twins or not posed together in an incestuous manner, would we still go gah gah over them?
I would like to think, “Yes, Yes, I would.”
Of all the horrid things the Nazis did, the eugenics program did produce these boys from Brazil clones. Um, they ARE the products of eugenic breeding right? Or just cyborgs? (Okay, okay, they’re gorgalicious.)
It’s hard to imagine (pun intended) that these “gorgalicious” guys will turn 30 next year. I love the more mature look.
Yeah … 30 is old.
Wait a minute … I’m now 30.
DAMN IT!
I do have to say … those Midwestern boys are pretty hot.
God gave us this double dose of perfection to ake up for the mistake called rosie.
i have always thought that flower pots on a coffee table are so tacky.
this is further proof.
jack jett
So when one says “Go Fuck Yourself” he means it in a good way!
Jack E., you remind me of when my ex and I were renovating our apartments and we were watching a porn movie set in a bathroom and all we could talk about was the tiling on the walls.