Queerty is better as a member
Norma Bates, Bates Motel
A boy’s best friend is his mother and young Norman Bates has one doozy of a BFF. Emphasis on the second “F.”
What to get the mother that’s with you always and forever?
Moisturizer. She’ll need it.
The only flowers I’m giving my mother is for her gravestone.
I was just at a discount store, and they had a Mother’s Day-themed basket that included Godiva Chocolate, Chamomile tea, a bottle of wine and a copy of Blue Valentine on DVD. Whoever made that basket either never saw the movie, or is the meanest, most hilarious motherfucker in all the land.
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