Sacha Baron Cohen’s “Sweeney” Bulge
 

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Sacha Baron Cohen’s penis basically dominated Borat, so it comes as no surprise to hear that the actor’s nether regions make a not-so-subtle cameo in his latest big screen endeavor: as Signor Adolfo Pirelli in Sweeney Todd.

Psych! That’s not really Cohen’s cock. It’s movie magic! Marc Malkin offers the delicious details:

There’s no missing Pirelli’s package. “Oh, that was the real thing,” Sweeney Todd’s two-time Oscar-winning costume designer Colleen Atwood told me the other day with a giggle, but quickly admitting, “Yeah, we augmented.”

No surprise, it was Cohen’s idea to enlarge his manhood for the flick. Cohen’s body-hugging pants were stuffed with “a little quilted thing.”

We must admit we’re disappointed. Why? Because every time a big dick fantasy dies, a fairy loses their wings.

 
Comments (3)

No. 1 · blackiemiko

I really don’t think he needs that, I think he’s already got enough stuffing :)

Posted: Dec 12, 2007 at 12:47 pm
No. 2 · gar

OK, I’m glad I’m not the ONLY one who noticed Baron Cohen’s rather obvious, uh, attributes in the Sweeney Todd stills.

Posted: Dec 21, 2007 at 8:47 pm
No. 3 · Yann

Sorry to burst your bubble, but he’s got a tiny wiener. Proof? His movie Borat. Check out the scene after the naked fight, when they’re in the elevator. Although the dick is blurred out, I noticed the film editors didn’t blur the dick’s reflection in the elevator’s mirror… and there you see… oh surprise ! He’s actually wearing so ridiculous little ball of duck tape to hide his cock. Believe, there ain’t much to hide !!

Posted: Dec 26, 2007 at 6:35 am
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