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“Murder, Sh*t Wrote”, Jon’s Hairy Hamm, World’s First Cockumentary & More! [NSFW]

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Newly minted Christian Grey Jamie Dornan: an ass appreciation.

– Of all the TV reboots I didn’t know I desperately needed, Murder, She Wrote. Octavia Spencer — who won an Oscar making the world’s least sanitary pie in The Help — will slip into Angela Lansbury‘s legendary sweater-set coming to NBC. I don’t care if no one uses typewriters anymore, they had better leave the original opening in place if they know what’s good for them.

– Apparently someone told Cristiano Ronaldo tweeting about the pleasure he received poring over pics of young boys in their underwear was bad form.

Jon Hamm is a bear. Like an actual woodland creature. According to Mad Men makeup artist Lana Horochowski, they had to shave down the Hamm three times a day to keep that smooth-faced Don Draper look.

Unhung Hero, billed as the “world’s first cockumentary“, follows the woefully inadequate travels of Patrick Moote as he tries to find out if size truly matters (it does):

By:           Les Fabian Brathwaite
On:           Oct 26, 2013
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  • 7 Comments
    • Wingfield
      Wingfield

      Whelp… Penis size wouldn’t matter if he swapped teams and learned to bottom! : ). Interesting idea though, I wonder if he ever discloses his size? If it’s 2 or 3 inches I get why his gf might have complained… If it’s 5 or higher this is much ado about nothing.

      Oct 26, 2013 at 5:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Daveliam
      Daveliam

      @Wingfield: He doesn’t explicitly disclose his size but he sees a urologist who examines him and tells him that he’s on the low end of average (4-6″). He calls himself the male equivalent of an A cup. Overall, it was an okay documentary. It felt a bit staged at times, but it was interesting enough. I was a little disappointed that he didn’t show his dick at all since it wouldn’t have been gratuitous given the context. In fact, he even goes out of his way to NOT show it. Given that his whole purpose was to come to terms with his size, it felt counterproductive to still be ashamed by the end of the film.

      Oct 26, 2013 at 7:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Wingfield
      Wingfield

      @Daveliam: Hah! Thanks for the info. I was thinking the same thing that if this is about ultimately loving your body why not admit your size? O well. . On another note this Jamie Dornan has a wonderful bum.

      Oct 26, 2013 at 8:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • stranded
      stranded

      I think there was a BBC documentary with a guy who had a micro-penis. He interviewed other guys with small penises. I think he even showed a small dick contest.

      Oct 26, 2013 at 9:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • AEH
      AEH

      @Daveliam: Context. Sure. That’s why you’re disappointed. :p

      Oct 27, 2013 at 1:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Polaro
      Polaro

      Big penises are overrated. I like my kidneys. I do like them in movies, however.

      Oct 28, 2013 at 9:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CFBear27
      CFBear27

      First of all the majority of men lie about their penis size, most men think thy are 1″ bigger than their true size. Second of Size doest matter for male pleasure purposes because if stimulated we can orgasm anyways. Size might matters for women who either can’t handle a large penis because its too painful or for women who are too wide and need a huge penis to fill the gap! In which case if the man is ashamed for having smaller penis , should the woman be ashamed for having too big of a vagina? LOl ,anywho , the same applies to gays, Size queens like big penises but you have to be pretty “OPEN” to need them hahaha Also if you are embarrassed to have smaller penis then do what everyone does , work out!! that way no one cares how big you are if u got a nice body.

      Oct 28, 2013 at 11:36 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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