During last night’s 11pm premiere of original SOAPnet soap opera MVP, about a group of well-paid hockey players, the following pop culture prime time soap clichés were maintained:
• Someone died
• The guy who died was last seen snorting coke with an AmEx Platinum card off a mirror
• A sex tape was made (with a young lass)
• The hot guys take their shirts off — in and out of the locker room
• The cougars are on the prowl
• The paparazzi cause trouble
The only thing missing? A homo. Actually, they’ve got that too, but he’s just a bit part, not a locker room patron.
See how MVP keeps it classy (ref. bullet point #4)…
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Eh. I still dig the mall, but I'm also something of an old head compared to the usual mall teeny-bopper.
This is actually an ORIGINAL CANADIAN show. First aired here.. It only lasted one season i believe.. Shame.. Some hot guys in it..
Canadian CBC Original!!!