The Macedonian justice system's obviously a real zoo:
A Macedonian court has convicted a bear of theft and damage for stealing honey from a beekeeper who fought off the attacks with thumping "turbo-folk" music.
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The bear stayed away for a few weeks, but came back when the generator ran out of power and the music fell silent, Kiseloski said, adding, "it attacked the beehives again".A court in the city of Bitola found the bear guilty, and since it had no owner and belonged to a protected species, ordered the state to pay the 140,000 denars ($3696) damage it caused to the hives.
There was no information on the whereabouts of the bear.
Probably licking his chops.
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Turbo Folk music? what the hell is that?
What do you tweaking twink-obsessed Queerty Editors have against Bears? Yogi has to eat, too!
THATGUYFROMBOSTON< you don't wanna know what it is, trust me.