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Naughty Or Nice? Seventeen Celebs On Santa’s List


Santa has made his list and you better believe he’s checking it twice! For every one celebrity receiving a wrapped gift from great big sack this year, there are roughly 12 with a stocking full of black coal. But who is getting what?!

Scroll down and help us finesse Santa’s list! Here are the naughtiest and nicest celebs of 2013:


Cheyenne Jackson: Naughty
This Broadway babe’s naughty bits touched us in all the right places this year. And if making a sex tape is naughty, we don’t want to be nice.


Tom Daley: Nice
A vision of decency in 2013. Here’s to hoping this newly out athlete shakes things up with a naughty homemade tape in 2014.


Josh Hutcherson & Dylan Sprouse: Naughty
The Hunger Games‘ Peeta and The Suite Life of Zack & Cody‘s Zack were both caught with their pants down in a few naughty photos this year, and we’re certainly not complaining. A new trend?


Nick JonasNice
Oh, how we wish it weren’t so! This year could have done with a little more naughty antics from Nick Jonas, but this G-rated shirtless selfie was the best he could do. It’s alright though, we always have his brother Joe to tackle the naughty stuff.

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One Direction: Naughty
Come on guys, you’re not fooling us anymore! All those unabashed crotch-grabs and cheeky man-on-man love has landed you on the naughty list indefinitely. (Keep it up PLEASE!)


Ellen DeGeneres: Nice
Like a gay Mother Teresa, Ellen spent much of this year giving back to the community and tackling the tough issues. She couldn’t be naughty if she tried!


Andrew Christian: Naughty
I mean


Jason Collins, Blake Skjellerup & Robbie RogersNice
Thanks for inspiring an honest discussion about the lack of LGBT inclusiveness in professional sports!

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James Franco: Naughty
So many gay kisses. So many blowjobs. So many naughty things that are oh so nice.


Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka: Nice
Thanks, boys, for giving gay dads a great face in mainstream media. Your too-cute Instagram photos make us reconsider the whole “having kids” thing.


Johnny Weir’s mouth: Naughty
Thanks for giving us another reason (many, many reasons actually) to stop watching the winter Olympics! We’re assuming someone was watching in the first place…


Orlando Cruz: Nice
That naughty nude photo almost landed this professional boxer on Santa’s naughty list, but we think his surprise wedding and adorable honeymoon selfies (doublies?) were just too nice.


Dustin Zito: Naughty
Bless you, Dustin, for reminding us of your naughty gay porn past this year. May you never find a shirt again.

    • KittyLitter

      johnny Weir can go choke on one. Disgusting.

      Dec 24, 2013 at 2:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DShucking

      Drop the pretense and just post pictures of cute guys.

      Dec 24, 2013 at 3:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Daveliam

      I think the testes of every guy at Queerty just exploded.

      Dustin Zito, Robbie Rogers, AND Tom Daley in one post. I’m actually genuinely surprised that Nick Gruber wasn’t listed too. I’d like to think that he was about to be put in as the next “celeb”, but the author exploded as he looked at his picture.

      Dec 24, 2013 at 3:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dixie Rect
      Dixie Rect

      If this were the bland and boring list, I could see Robbie Rogers being listed. Tom Daley. Yaaaahhh!

      Dec 24, 2013 at 3:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • AuntieChrist

      Lost my mental boner halfway through. up down up down what am I a friggin yoyo put all the hot ones first.Johnny Weirdo ought to be getting something other than coal..I would say double fisted but she would enjoy THAT too much.

      Dec 24, 2013 at 6:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dougmc92

      Daley would be nicer if he wasn’t such a media whore- the way he’s milking the relationship buzz by not admitting who it is….don’t tell me he wants privacy- not saying has caused them to be followed everywhere- they admit it- people would be bored and move on.

      Dec 25, 2013 at 12:05 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • balehead

      So much Media whoring…this “awareness” can definitely go away…

      Dec 25, 2013 at 11:59 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • AuntieChrist

      @balehead: So what you are saying is if the shoe were on the other foot. That you would pull a Garbo and disappear? We all have whore like qualities honey…It is just that some of us have figured out how to make it pay.

      Dec 25, 2013 at 1:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
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      Dec 26, 2013 at 8:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Spike

      Tom Daley is always naughty and needs to be spanked!

      More Tom Daley posts Queerty !!!

      Dec 26, 2013 at 1:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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