Naugle Gets "Protection"
Robo-Toilet Crusade Earns Him Undistinguished Award
 
 

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Jim Naugle's fan base keeps on growing. Fort Lauderdale's homophobic, toilet-obsessed Mayor recently won Faith2Action president Janet Folger's equally homophobic heart. Bless.

In a post over at the more conservative-than-thou WorldNetDaily, Folger defends Naugle's offensive attacks a mythical sex-obsessed, monolithic homo menace.

I thank God for this mayor who is sticking up for children who, after playing a game of soccer, may wander 50 feet into the library to ask the following…

Q: Mommy? What's homosexual pornography?

A: It's what you saw in the public restroom earlier.

Funny, we thought right wing Christians didn't encourage childish questions. You learn something new everyday.

Celebrating Naugle's crusade against gay demons, Folger grants him this week's "Protector of the Family".

Congratulations, Naugle! We're totally going to nominate you for the much coveted – and righteous riotous – Peter LaBarbera Award.

 
 
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Comments (6)

No. 1 · nycstudman

Holy shit! Sometimes, whatever you try to make up is nothing as funny as what these religious wingnuts say themselves. Hyesterical!

Posted: Jul 26, 2007 at 3:36 pm
No. 2 · thatguyfromboston

This cagey douchebag has created a shit-storm in order to goad the homo's into advocating for public restroom sex.

Posted: Jul 26, 2007 at 3:45 pm
No. 3 · stonerboy711

Wrong answer!!! Homosexual pornography is what your daddy keeps in the garage 'cause your mommy is an uptight cunt that has sexual issues related to her pastor fucking her in the ass when she was a little girl.

Posted: Jul 26, 2007 at 4:12 pm
No. 4 · Martini-boy

That mom is a real stupid-head.

Pornography is NOT what you see live in the washroom stall, thanks. That's just sex. Once it's put down on paper, posted up on the net, or screened on tv does it become PORN. BIIIIG difference, Momma.

Posted: Jul 27, 2007 at 12:54 am
No. 5 · underbear1

They must be catchin MAJOR queer FURY, over at Pam's House Blend the Fort Lauderdale Tourism board wrote a letter saying how "welcoming" Fort Lauderdale is to the LGBT community.
I'll hold my queer travel dollars until they DUMP Naugle…he's an embaressment.
BTW. FL. Tourism we've spent the last two working vacations in several FL. cities generating income with large events. Until you get rid of Naugle we'll not only vacation ELSEWHERE, we won't design events in your state EITHER.
Funny how a state with a closet-case Governor (big gurl Charlie) worries about queers in a porta pottie.

Posted: Jul 28, 2007 at 12:05 pm
No. 6 · Anti-Gay Naugle’s Friends Killed God / Queerty

[...] Jim Naugle's a nutter, but the homophobe politico's got legions of fans. In addition to "protective" parents, the Fort Lauderdale mayor recently enlisted some wacky religionists, like this guy. A Sun-Sentinel [...]

Posted: Sep 14, 2007 at 10:46 am
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