Neil Patrick’s Slut Days Are Over

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Neil Patrick Harris was a chatty Cathy with Howard Stern yesterday and divulged all sorts of juicy details.

Like what? Well, did you know that NPH had his big ears pinned back? Apparently the former Doogie Howser star developed quite a complex, which may have been around the same time that he start having his lavender revelations: age thirteen.

Meanwhile, Harris also informed Stern that he had quite a list of lovely ladies before coming out and estimates that he bagged about 12-15.

That’s all behind him now, of course, and the handsome actor simply can’t shut up about how much he loves being in a monogamous relationship:

The best part about being in a relationship is like, going through phases and having things being great and things being not-great… I don’t know that once your gay you get this card that says that if things aren’t going great you can go fuck other guys.

Oh, yes. There’s definitely a homo sluttery card. Yours got lost in the mail, unfortunately.

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