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New Canadian Porn Channel Does It For The Nation


Canadian wankers will soon see some home grown skin!

The Canadian Radio-Television and Telecommunications Commission this week approved Alberta-based Real Productions’ bid to launch the nation’s first digital porn channel.

Real Productions president Shaun Donnelly says the channel, called Northern Peaks, will be patriotic through and though: “I think as Canadians there is a bit of a tiredness in seeing all American stuff. There is always that thrill for something that is local and you get the sense that these are people you can meet at the supermarket.” Yeah! Screw American porn! Prove that you don’t need a yank to spank, Canada.

Rather than simply featuring the 15% stipulated in the commission’s approval, Donnelly’s shooting for a fifty/fifty split, thus ensuring Degrassi graduates a film career. A national treasure has been born, we’re sure.

By:           Andrew Belonksy
On:           Aug 15, 2008
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  • 16 Comments
    • Darth Paul
      Darth Paul

      “all American stuff”?! I’m guessing only the straight Canadians are so backward as to limit themselves to a single country for their entertainment.

      Aug 15, 2008 at 5:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Peter
      Peter

      A channel that’s all Canadaian Porn! Wow, can’t imagine how much different they could get, well maybe if they showed Eskimoes doing it!

      Aug 15, 2008 at 5:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • gay as life
      gay as life

      Hmm, I’m American and I’ve been watching Czech, French, Brazilian. I would agree that most American porn sucks, and not in a good way.

      Aug 15, 2008 at 5:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • gay as life
      gay as life

      I do have to say that Kristen Bjorn’s Montreal Men features my favorite porn cum-shot of all time. Thank you Phil Bradley and the 2 guys in the warehouse.

      Aug 15, 2008 at 5:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • K
      K

      Good for Canada

      But why is there an link for Tom Cruise’s website following this post?

      Aug 15, 2008 at 5:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Psychofag
      Psychofag

      Canadians are hot!

      Aug 15, 2008 at 6:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Snoodle
      Snoodle

      As a Alberta-based you say? *puts on her cowgirl hat proudly* A fine day indeed for us Canadians. ;)

      Aug 15, 2008 at 6:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CHURCHILL-Y
      CHURCHILL-Y

      # 6 ; I second that.

      “you don’t need a yank to spank, Canada.” LOL

      Aug 15, 2008 at 7:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Doug
      Doug

      To Gay As Life, I’m glad to someone else shares in my high opinion of Montreal Men. One of the best porn flicks ever.

      Aug 15, 2008 at 9:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • nikko
      nikko

      But will it be gay porn or just straight? Cause conservative Alberta sure ain’t Brokeback friendly.

      Aug 16, 2008 at 1:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Psychofag
      Psychofag

      The guys from Alberta are also hot!

      Aug 16, 2008 at 5:11 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Gauge up
      Gauge up

      oooooooohhhhh Canada.

      Aug 16, 2008 at 5:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SuzyGoo
      SuzyGoo

      I hope there will be some of those hot Royal Canadian Mounted Police in their red serges. You know what they say-they always get their man!

      Aug 16, 2008 at 12:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • gloria piccioni
      gloria piccioni

      Please tell me more on how to obtain this channel.

      Sep 4, 2008 at 2:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • freestate
      freestate

      I’ll do my best to have mounted police there.

      Nov 24, 2008 at 8:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ben toban
      ben toban

      @gloria piccioni:

      Jan 7, 2011 at 7:52 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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