New Canadian Porn Channel Does It For The Nation
 
 


Canadian wankers will soon see some home grown skin!

The Canadian Radio-Television and Telecommunications Commission this week approved Alberta-based Real Productions' bid to launch the nation's first digital porn channel.

Real Productions president Shaun Donnelly says the channel, called Northern Peaks, will be patriotic through and though: "I think as Canadians there is a bit of a tiredness in seeing all American stuff. There is always that thrill for something that is local and you get the sense that these are people you can meet at the supermarket." Yeah! Screw American porn! Prove that you don't need a yank to spank, Canada.

Rather than simply featuring the 15% stipulated in the commission's approval, Donnelly's shooting for a fifty/fifty split, thus ensuring Degrassi graduates a film career. A national treasure has been born, we're sure.

 
 
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Comments (15)

No. 1 · Darth Paul

"all American stuff"?! I'm guessing only the straight Canadians are so backward as to limit themselves to a single country for their entertainment.

Posted: Aug 15, 2008 at 5:12 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Peter

A channel that's all Canadaian Porn! Wow, can't imagine how much different they could get, well maybe if they showed Eskimoes doing it!

Posted: Aug 15, 2008 at 5:35 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · gay as life

Hmm, I'm American and I've been watching Czech, French, Brazilian. I would agree that most American porn sucks, and not in a good way.

Posted: Aug 15, 2008 at 5:44 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · gay as life

I do have to say that Kristen Bjorn's Montreal Men features my favorite porn cum-shot of all time. Thank you Phil Bradley and the 2 guys in the warehouse.

Posted: Aug 15, 2008 at 5:48 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · K

Good for Canada

But why is there an link for Tom Cruise's website following this post?

Posted: Aug 15, 2008 at 5:51 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · Psychofag

Canadians are hot!

Posted: Aug 15, 2008 at 6:24 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 7 · Snoodle

As a Alberta-based you say? *puts on her cowgirl hat proudly* A fine day indeed for us Canadians. ;)

Posted: Aug 15, 2008 at 6:36 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 8 · CHURCHILL-Y

# 6 ; I second that.

"you don't need a yank to spank, Canada." LOL

Posted: Aug 15, 2008 at 7:47 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 9 · Doug

To Gay As Life, I'm glad to someone else shares in my high opinion of Montreal Men. One of the best porn flicks ever.

Posted: Aug 15, 2008 at 9:39 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 10 · nikko

But will it be gay porn or just straight? Cause conservative Alberta sure ain't Brokeback friendly.

Posted: Aug 16, 2008 at 1:10 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 11 · Psychofag

The guys from Alberta are also hot!

Posted: Aug 16, 2008 at 5:11 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 12 · Gauge up

oooooooohhhhh Canada.

Posted: Aug 16, 2008 at 5:24 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 13 · SuzyGoo

I hope there will be some of those hot Royal Canadian Mounted Police in their red serges. You know what they say-they always get their man!

Posted: Aug 16, 2008 at 12:55 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 14 · gloria piccioni

Please tell me more on how to obtain this channel.

Posted: Sep 4, 2008 at 2:48 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 15 · freestate

I'll do my best to have mounted police there.

Posted: Nov 24, 2008 at 8:02 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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