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New Equinox Ad A Classic

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Equinox Fitness Clubs just unveiled their new ad campaign, including “Figure Drawing”.

Michelangelo would be proud, we’re sure…

By:           Andrew Belonksy
On:           Jan 9, 2008
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  • 29 Comments
    • No. 1 · spunkbox

      that booty is fierce

      Jan 9, 2008 at 4:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 2 · DavidDust

      Happy HUMP DAY!

      Jan 9, 2008 at 5:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 3 · Tintin Malfoy

      O.M.GOD!

      Jan 9, 2008 at 5:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 4 · GranDiva

      I am so there with the ass…

      Jan 9, 2008 at 5:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 5 · Jason

      Oh shit! Get ready for Bill Donohue and the Catholic Defense League (which is Bill Donohue). Hopefully this ad will be as successful as Kathy Griffin’s Emmy acceptance speech.
      Suck It, Jesus!

      Jan 9, 2008 at 5:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 6 · Gregg

      He is so hot.Too bad Equinox is homophobic

      Jan 9, 2008 at 6:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 7 · hells kitchen guy

      “Get ready for Bill Donohue and the Catholic Defense League (which is Bill Donohue).” Exactly what they’re planning on. Problem is, outrage has become so general, it’s hard to break through the clutter.

      Jan 9, 2008 at 6:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 8 · SeaFlood

      I have never wanted to be a nun so badly in my life…

      Jan 9, 2008 at 7:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 9 · Alan down in Florida

      How cruel – offering beef they can’t have to starving women.

      Jan 9, 2008 at 7:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 10 · Meeg

      Those nuns are wearing a lot of make up though. You know they’re about two steps away from ripping off their habits and letting their hair down.

      Jan 9, 2008 at 7:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 11 · abelincoln

      The pope will poop his pantaloons.

      Jan 9, 2008 at 7:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 12 · Phoenix

      Jason @ No. 5,

      If my mother is to be believed, Jesus DID suck it.

      Jan 9, 2008 at 8:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 13 · The Ghost of Princess Tiny Meat

      Going by the drawing the nun of the left has done, that naked person must be a woman.

      Jan 9, 2008 at 8:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 14 · David Hauslaib, Queerty

      I go to Equinox, and they might as well have depicted what the gym experience is actually like there. Well, just about.

      Jan 9, 2008 at 9:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 15 · Ash

      This is one of the funniest ads I’ve ever seen. I wish the nun on the far left would pose for a drawing herself.

      Jan 9, 2008 at 10:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 16 · gay as life

      They’re nuns people. They wouldn’t be interested. Hello! They’re lesbians!

      Jan 10, 2008 at 1:18 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 17 · underbear1

      just thought I’d settle a score with a fellow queer poster at Huffington Post (JohnCT)who stole an image of mine, and I got banned for getting p*ssed about it. I fixed his wagon, cuz I named this image the same as the one he stole. btw. I was Qbear there anyone who visits Huffington Post can mention they saw him pwned here.

      http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2006-8/1210139/mittpride.jpg

      Jan 10, 2008 at 2:08 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 18 · underbear1

      here’s the link to the page where JohnCT has the image above stuck in his own post, he can’t alter now.

      http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/01/08/clinton-allies-may-dump-m_n_80460.html?load=1&page=8#comments
      karma is a B*TCH

      Jan 10, 2008 at 3:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 19 · Allen

      The Catholic League is a dork who sits at a computer all day. He’s needs to get a life and come out.

      BTW … it makes me want to join!

      Jan 10, 2008 at 9:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 20 · underbear1

      got malice?
      changed the image today

      Jan 10, 2008 at 10:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 21 · cgaskins

      Have you seen the video “behind” the campaign? Very hot! Check out this link http://youtube.com/watch?v=xeXD1NMIwm4

      Jan 10, 2008 at 3:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 22 · Jack Jett

      Qbear…

      You are my favorite poster on HuffPo. Are you saying you got kicked off? I’m not sure I understand. Who is JohnCT?

      Jan 10, 2008 at 4:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 23 · underbear1

      yeah I’m just back on, look in the living section on Hirsuit vs. Hairy men thread I ain’t too hard to find.

      Jan 10, 2008 at 4:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 24 · underbear1

      thanks JackJett

      Jan 10, 2008 at 7:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 25 · Billy

      Unfortunately, there has already been criticism of this ad from the church which is so annoying. I’m sure the next group of haters to critize will be fat dorky losers from Middle America who don’t appreciate what it’s like to be in good shape and to be a member of a hot gym like Equinox. When I worked out at the one at the Time Warner Center location everyone looked like this guy and I LOVED it! Most people in the rest of Fatmerica don’t realize that, here in New York, people actually do look like this and this really resonates well with us.

      Jan 30, 2008 at 2:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 26 · Eddie

      HONEY!! YESS!! that so just made my day…

      Jan 31, 2008 at 12:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 27 · a ahaynes

      nice hiney

      Feb 21, 2008 at 7:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 28 · a ahaynes

      why didn’t they show is dick too?!

      Feb 21, 2008 at 7:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 29 · a ahaynes

      why didn’t they show his dick too?!

      Feb 21, 2008 at 7:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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