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New One Direction Documentary Will Address Gay Fantasies, Penis Size

A5jBdPBCUAAMrLRHow about that new One Direction movie?

If you were one of the lucky fans to actually snag a seat at an advanced screening last week, you’ve already taken a peak into the lives of bandmates, seen their concert from the front row, and (most likely) screamed when Liam did anything because he’s perfect.

But what about all the things they didn’t address? Namely, gay sexual fantasies and penis sizes? Did producers miss the memo on what we actually wanted to see in the film?

Fear not, because the UK’s Channel 4 has commissioned a fan-based documentary to address the burning questions in all of us, including “death threats, gay fantasies and even One Direction’s willy sizes.” Willy sizes? This should be good.

Aside from having the perfect title, Crazy About One Direction will have perfect fans. Perfect fans that are the “most obsessed”—a.k.a. borderline insane—and will literally cry through tearjerking tales of how they once slipped the tips of their fingers into the crack of a rolled-down window on the One Direction tour bus.

Director Daisy Asquith calls it “fascinating.” We call it brilliant television.

Crazy About One Direction will premiere on August 15.

By:           Matthew Tharrett
On:           Aug 8, 2013
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  • 11 Comments
    • Rock Star
      Rock Star

      Lovely lads all, and they can sing. The world is happier because of them. They’re still just boys really so give them a break. We all say silly things when we’re 20 something with all those hormones raging.

      Aug 8, 2013 at 5:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • crowebobby
      crowebobby

      All but Harry have passed their “sell by” date, but I’ll go see it anyway.

      Aug 8, 2013 at 6:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • RurrJurr
      RurrJurr

      Whoa there crowebobby, Liam and Zayn are the business here.

      Aug 8, 2013 at 7:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • HernanMinogue
      HernanMinogue

      I think Harry and Liam have the biggest dick from the group. I’d say 6-7 inches ;)

      Aug 8, 2013 at 8:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • HernanMinogue
      HernanMinogue

      Zayn Malik is a hottie, but something tells me he has a small one.

      Aug 8, 2013 at 8:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kevin
      Kevin

      @crowebobby but have they passed their “best by” date?

      Aug 8, 2013 at 10:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JDJase
      JDJase

      I don’t understand Liam’s appeal. Zayn and Louis are the babes.

      Aug 8, 2013 at 10:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MK Ultra
      MK Ultra

      They certainly know who butter their bread and all – teenage girls and gay men.
      I’m not complaining. Butter my bread!

      Aug 8, 2013 at 10:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Patrick Sean
      Patrick Sean

      BS, dont believe it for a second.

      Aug 8, 2013 at 11:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • susansylvester
      susansylvester

      just as Rebecca responded I’m surprised that any body can earn $8431 in four weeks on the computer. did you see this website >>> http://www.work35.com.

      Aug 10, 2013 at 1:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kata
      Kata

      Louis- 7.48 in.
      Niall- 7.07 in.
      Liam- 10.2 in.
      Zayn- 7.87 in.
      Harry- 8.66 in.

      you’re welcome :D hahaha their exactly penis sizes <3

      Aug 19, 2013 at 4:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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