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New TinTin Movie Features Seamen, Unicorns

When we first heard about Steven Spielberg directing Adventures of Tintin: The Secret of the Unicorn, we wondered if TinTin would be a racist gay man. Seeing as the film is slated as a Christmas-time family film, probably not. But the movie still features fisting, voyeurism, and sailors and even if he doesn’t kiss a dude on the lips, every friend of Dorothy will know that under that ginger hairdo and sweater beats the heart of a homo. Who else but a gay man would risk his life investigating a unicorn?

By:           Daniel Villarreal
On:           May 17, 2011
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  • 5 Comments
    • jim
      jim

      Is that Tilda Swinton as Tintin?

      May 17, 2011 at 2:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jeffree
      Jeffree

      @Jim: LOL—yes it sure as hey could be her! (I’ve had a crush on her for a long timd). Such an interesting face

      And yessiree, that whole chasing unicorns thing is smelling gayish to me too.

      Will I be forced to go see this? Yes, my guy has a sh-+load of his TinTin books from when he was a lad. If they had TinTin jammies when he was growing up, I’m sure he had them — footies & all.

      May 17, 2011 at 9:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dwight
      Dwight

      Wow that looks like a video game… I’ve got mixed feelings :-/

      May 18, 2011 at 1:29 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Robbie K
      Robbie K

      I loved the books when I was a kid..should have been a sign :)

      May 18, 2011 at 1:35 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MikeE
      MikeE

      so no one here has ever actually READ any Tintin books?
      That’s “La Licorne” (the Unicorn) as in the SHIP that goes by that name. Nothing to do with single-horned magical creatures.

      And it looks like a video game because it’s one of those motion capture ANIMATED films. So, no, it’s not Tilda Swinton.

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0983193/

      May 18, 2011 at 6:43 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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