
Gary Aldridge either planned on finding Jesus or had some serious sexual kinks.
The Alabaman reverend and died last July of “accidental mechanical asphyxia”. Or, that’s what the reports are saying.
Smoking Gun grabbed the autopsy report and there’s more to the story. Also, the Liberty University graduate and Jerry Falwell flack really, really liked leather rubber:
[Aldridge] was found hog-tied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask, according to an autopsy report. Investigators determined that Rev. Gary Aldridge’s death was not caused by foul play…
If you think that’s nuts, Aldridge had a dildo in his ass. Don’t worry, though, he used a condom.
Aldridge’s flock at Thorington Road Baptist Church would like everyone to “refrain from speculation”. Unfortunately we don’t have to…

Who tied him up? The organist?
more importantly, who would want to?
The Smoking Gun suggests it was an “autoerotic undertaking” - but I have to wonder how he could have tied his own hands and feet together behind his back? If he had a Master helping him, why wouldn’t that person be charged with negligent manslaughter?
I guess they have to seek out the master now? I’m not up on my s/m protocol.
i’ll say it again. it’s only news if these right-wing types are straight. show me a heterosexual republican-type with a wife and two kids who isn’t secretly a perv and then i’ll be surprised.
My favorite part: Personal effects: one yellow metal ring intacts on left ring finger, one dildo
Is this a real story? I’ve never heard of this before.
The master couldn’t be found because the Master was Satan!
Autoerotic asphyxiation takes out about 100 individuals each year in the United States. Part of the problem comes from the complication of trying to create enough pressure around the neck to “spike” the orgasm, but not so much as to lose consciousness, which then usually increases the pressure on the neck, which leads to suffocation. Does that make sense? Someone attempting to rig this for himself (the “auto” part) may arrange an “escape” mechanism, but the control of the degree of suffocation is dependent upon the control of the individual—for example, keeping the rope or cord tighter, or looser. If he passes out, then he can no longer regulate the pressure, and this may result in an increase of the pressure, ending in death.
I’m not saying that this rules out another person being involved—but the description also fits the more standard autoerotic asphyxiation. It’s suggested the practice was inspired by noticing criminals who were hanged died with erect penises. One suspects Rev. Aldridge did as well.
I’m not getting the condom on the dildo part. Why would anyone put a condom on a dildo?
maybe, because the dildo was in someone elses ass just prior to being in his? just a guess.
Alexa, overall I think you’re pretty cool and love reading your comments…but are you NUTS? Not only are most dildos porous (so they can’t be properly cleaned), but your average sex shop dong is made of cheap rubber that leaches all kinds of chemicals. In fact, most sex stores that care a fig for their customers (Good Vibrations, Toys in Babeland) advise condom use with rubber dildos.
Aside from that, maybe Rev. Aldridge just didn’t feel like washing the toy when he was done. Or maybe he shared it, like thatguyfromboston suggested.
Just say no to bareback dildo-ing!
Who knew this site was so educational? Obviously I need to get out more. Or stay home more.
“Or stay home more.”
HA! Just don’t forget to use a condom. ;)
I love this thread, it’s like an after school special for kink. I will add my own two cents; AB, the dearly departed didn’t “really, really like leather”, this guy was a total rubber freak! Some people are into leather, some rubber and others latex and pvc (check pics three and four on the link below for a hot tranny in latex!). Secondly, it sounds to me like there was a professional involved in this scene; the two wet suits, the elaborate restraints and the condom covered dildo scream pay for play.
http://www.fetishplayland.com/fp_flesh07.htm
Yeah, I’m a bit of an attention whore, sue me.
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I am just appalled at the hundreds if not thousands of folks who all of the sudden have been appointed G O D !!
Did anyone ever bother to question why Gary’s eldest brother, Jack, did not even attend Gary’s funeral.
Did the police ever haul Jack’s ass in and ask him what’s the deal with sending your brother Gary threatening emails, just days before he was found dead.
Did anyone ever bother to find out how large the monetary value of Gary and Jacks parents estate and if Jack was cut out of the estate. Gary was the executor you know….
Gary was murdered and the crime scene was a set up - and delieberately made to look like Gary’s was a sex perv into kink, etc.
The last time I checked, it is IMPOSSIBLE to tie yourself up, hog tie that is?
So, forgot all the above.
Where is the other person??? Who is the other person???
Where is all the DNA evidence linking us to the this other person????
Where the police paid off to make this crime disappear????????
Surely if this was a kinky sex scene gone astray, who ever ran away when Gary ‘accidentally’ passed away would have surely left some hair samples, saliva samples, ……. yet the police have all too conveniently CLOSED the CASE.
Something is not right here….and I for one have invited the FBI in on this case and you watch, heads will roll now…the truth will come out.
All all those who have been shooting their sling shots filled with stones and rocks I hope will be just as quick to ask forgiveness for casting judgement, BEFORE getting all the FACTS of this case…..
Someone is sweating bullets now and should be put away for life….
Truth Shall Always Prevail…..
Christians are judgmental is the obvious answer to why they didn’t go to the funeral. Hard to lead a flock when you honor a perv don’t ya think?
Can we stop fooling ourselves and giving special treatment to churches and their nutty leaders?