Newt Gingrich Had To Cheat On His Wife Because He’s Such A Patriot

Gingrich wants to use the Bible to control people’s lives.

Well fine, according to Luke, if a man divorces his wife and marries another, he is committing adultry against his first wife. And ADULTRY, is a big no no, one of the TEN BIG NO NO’s…whereas gays only have Grumpy old St. Paul talking about us….God himself handed down the Ten Commandments.

So actually the only Biblical way that Gingrich would be cleared of his sin and be completely forgiven would be to leave his 3rd wife and go back with his first.

Newt, until you do that…I don’t want to hear word one from you about what the Bible says…got it?

Mar 10, 2011 at 10:49 am · @Reply · Flag

Oh Newt didn’t just go against the No Adultery Commandment.
#2 — He lied, so that’s “bearing false witness.”
#3 — He coveted his neighbor’s wife and maid servant
#4 — Took the Lord’s name in vain.
and #5 — somehow cheating on three wives and chucking two of them is not “honor thy father and mother” particularly when the two sets of parents stood there for the first vow of “until death do us part.” And the second. And maybe even the third.
So the man has burned through a full 1/2 of the Commandments.
And he’s yet to throw a rock at himself for the Bible is pretty clear that only stoning to death is good for divorcees.

Meanwhile, I did not “lay with a man as with a women” – it’s physically impossible. I lay with a man like he’s a man. So I’m in the clear. We all are on that one.

Mar 10, 2011 at 11:14 am · @Reply · Flag

actually i got that sooo wrong i don’t believe this fine upstanding citizen has a single belief in his body other than lust for raw naked power.

his former baptist, and now catholic beliefs are merely and transparently, vehicles for his ego, similarly his muslim-bating and secular bashing.

these power obsessive personality types are interchangeable. you could have dropped him down amidst the soviet apparachiks, or in 30s berlin, or the khmer rouge. he would have talked the talk. and convinced you he was believer in: {insert here}

because its all about the prize: and thats power. but they don’t feel the effects, are not satiated, unless and until they get to push people around. or if the historical circumstances permit — much worse.

Mar 10, 2011 at 2:40 pm · @Reply · Flag

Who actually has SEX with this goon? Really? Isnt he disgusting?

Mar 10, 2011 at 7:34 pm · @Reply · Flag

Oh god, the republicans are going to tear themselves apart in this primary and obama’s just gunna rip the shit out of them in the election :D

Mar 10, 2011 at 9:04 pm · @Reply · Flag

Soupy

Well, Newt is a republican. I am an unabashedly conservative liberal.Actually, i am also a fiscally and socially conservative if that makes sense?I dislike Newt because he is physically, unattractive, and he is lately ruining his steady intelligence repute with inflamatory rhetorics.I am also very religious, that explains my opinions on gay-ism’. That doesnt mean i am a bigot, it just means i follow the scripture. :)

Mar 10, 2011 at 9:39 pm · @Reply · Flag

Sure, we can move on the abomination of shaving (Lev.), cursing (ephes.), gossip (lev.), football on saturday (exodus), eating pork (lev.), cotton/polyester blends (lev.), and associating with women who are having their periods (lev.)

Do you follow those scriptures? Because they are equated the same as lying with a man.

Mar 11, 2011 at 8:46 am · @Reply · Flag

This is very similar to Oprah on here, who gets to pick and choose which part of the scriptures are more important. Re: shellfish vs. homosexuality.

Mar 11, 2011 at 10:57 am · @Reply · Flag

Miss Oprah, leviticus and exodus are old testament. You don’t know your bible at all, do you? You filthy sinner.

Mar 11, 2011 at 5:19 pm · @Reply · Flag