Nice Package: Manifold Pin-Up Guy Towels

Ever want a husky lumberjack between your crack? Us, too. Luckily the kids over at Chicago-based store, Manifold offer this assortment of tantalizing bath towels.

The sexually-charged handy man, fire man and daisy duke-wearing construction worker are guaranteed to get you dry – and, perhaps, a little wet. Oh, yeah, we’re naughty. We’re so naughty, in fact, we’re thinking about taking a Manifold pin-up bath towel to the beach. Yeah, that’s right. Our depravity knows no bounds…

Don’t worry, ladies, the store also has pin-up gals.