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Nick Gruber: Calvin Klein Hooked Me Up To Lie Detector


Page Six Magazine
dished it today with Nick Gruber, Calvin Klein’s ex-boy toy. The porn pup turned runway model discussed what it was like dating the designer and, ultimately, what drove them apart.

Apparently, Calvin had some major trust issues: “[He] picked me up in his car, drove me down to the Holiday Inn in Chelsea, and we went downstairs in the basement of the hotel. He made me take a lie-detector test,” Gruber recounts. “I passed it. And then, you know, things were much better. But I mean, what kind of partner would make you take a lie detector test?”

But Gruber still waxes nostalgic about his famous ex: “I was the first man [Calvin] fell in love with.  I don’t know why, but there’s, like, something about me that attracts everyone…I get every girl, and even guys.”

The first guy the infamous designer ever went for? We’d like to put Calvin to a lie detector about that one.

Photo: Robyn Twomey

By:           Dan Avery
On:           Dec 6, 2012
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  • 17 Comments
    • Cam
      Cam

      “”
      But I mean, what kind of partner would make you take a lie detector test?””

      __________________________

      Um, the kind of partner who picked you up as a part time porn actor and hastler and wants to make sure you aren’t going to steal his stuff?

      The fact that he would ask a question as if they were a real balanced couple is idiotic. He was around 18 and broke with no steady job, Klein was approximately 100 years old and incredibly wealthy.

      Dec 6, 2012 at 12:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DarkZephyr
      DarkZephyr

      “I was the first man [Calvin] fell in love with. I don’t know why, but there’s, like, something about me that attracts everyone…I get every girl, and even guys.”

      This is like a line out of a B-grade comedy film about an arrogant air-head.

      Dec 6, 2012 at 1:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stache1
      Stache1

      At least he got the BMW in his name this time with his latest sugar daddy. What every gold digging bitch learns real fast.

      Dec 6, 2012 at 2:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Daniel-Reader
      Daniel-Reader

      He says “I get every girl”

      I’m certain every lesbian, as well as every straight girl with self respect, is laughing their heads off.

      Dec 6, 2012 at 2:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MK Ultra
      MK Ultra

      Still riding off of Klein’s coat tails I see.
      Gruber, get another talent.

      Dec 6, 2012 at 2:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jerry_pritikin
      jerry_pritikin

      Being a photographer… this picture is worth a thousand words and none of them except his underwear would mention Calvin Klein. Also being a photographer,I like the pose as well as the subject. Like all of us elder statesmen know… he’ll be our age soon!

      Dec 6, 2012 at 2:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • EvonCook
      EvonCook

      Wow, everyone seems so viscous about this hottie! Why can’t he use all of his assets to make his way? He obviously has something that appeals and attracts as the picture rightly suggests I think. Klein has all the money in the world (that Ralph Lauren doesn’t have) so it seems only fair that they should pay dearly for enjoying and eating up this boy’s assets. Practically every straight women, and a lot of non-straight women, are expected to be compensated for their services or be good at calculating the benefits of one partner vs another, so why shouldn’t handsome, young studs. God blessed them, and if you want a piece of that action you should treat them well and that goes for paying too. I prefer it free, but certainly do not mind paying for a beautiful cock to perform –it is less than the opera and some restaurant dinners and ever so much more memorable. Maybe they should just be worshiped as the sex stars they are –it would make for much more rewarding religions and probably happier societies, just ask the bonobos.

      Dec 6, 2012 at 5:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • FunMe
      FunMe

      @jerry_pritikin: BUT he won’t be aging very well. At all. Check out the NY Post online articel … the photo on page 5 pretty much gives you an idea on how he won’t look so good in his 30s and afterwards.

      Dec 6, 2012 at 10:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • FunMe
      FunMe

      And his new 48 year-old “boyfriend” says:

      ““The most intimidating thing is having sex with your boyfriend and pulling down his pants and his ex-boyfriend’s name is staring you right in the face.””

      Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

      Dec 6, 2012 at 10:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Caliban
      Caliban

      According to the article Gruber also insists he’s straight. And for all I know that’s true. He just has sexual “relationships” with wealthy men who give him things. Which makes him a prostitute. Which is fine, but why is anyone talking about him? Eh, I guess for the same reason the dumb whore Hugh Hefner is marrying gets interviewed.

      Dec 6, 2012 at 11:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hf2hvit
      hf2hvit

      @Daniel-Reader: “I get every girl, and even guys.”
      Well, I’m a guy and he makes me want to VOMIT…all over him…

      Dec 7, 2012 at 12:29 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • 2eo
      2eo

      I’d have voted he hook you up to an MRI, but given the gaping chasm in his cranium it would be a pointless exercise in echo location.

      Dec 7, 2012 at 4:22 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      If you look at pictures of him when he first started dating Klein and now it looks like he has either had some botox or or some very minor surgery. Which is weird because he is still pretty young.

      Dec 7, 2012 at 10:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Caliban
      Caliban

      If you look at the pics of him when he was doing porn it’s clear his teeth have been capped or he has veneers and possibly other cosmetic surgeries. I assume Klein paid for that since those procedures are beyond the means of most porn ‘actors,’ hustlers, or whatever he was. Klein remade him into what he is now.

      Dec 7, 2012 at 11:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Little-Kiwi
      Little-Kiwi

      he doesn’t even have “model” looks.

      at best, he’s the check-out boy in a midwestern Abercrombie.

      kid, you drank cum for money.

      Dec 7, 2012 at 2:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Freddie27
      Freddie27

      Does this kid have anything of value to contribute to society or to the world? What’s his purpose? Will he ever get a real job?

      Dec 8, 2012 at 8:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • streeteditions
      streeteditions

      @EvonCook: Thank you for using the word, “viscous,” even in error it applies!

      Aug 19, 2013 at 11:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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