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Nick Gruber’s (Real) Tell-All Book Reveals Juicy Details Of An “Epic Lovemaking Session” With Calvin Klein!

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By:           Matthew Tharrett
On:           Aug 27, 2013
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  • 36 Comments
    • Taliaferro
      Taliaferro

      Gruber will remain in the media headlines as long as the public cares and shows interest. At this point what he does to whom – or did – is old news. He is obviously adept at surviving – and well – without having to actually hold down a job. His story is a classic example of what looks and looks along will accomplish. It will be mildly interesting to see him at 40.

      Aug 27, 2013 at 3:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • yaoming
      yaoming

      Repeating yesterday’s comment: Ugh, not this guy, AGAIN!

      Aug 27, 2013 at 3:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • NateB79
      NateB79

      I think Queerty is part of his new PR campaign.

      Aug 27, 2013 at 3:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      So Klein buys a hooker and then thinking that he is Richard Geer in “Pretty Woman” sets about trying to clean the guy up?

      I have news for Calvin Klein, if the hooker ever gets their lives together the first thing I imagine they would do would be to dump the 100 year old guy paying them for sex.

      Aug 27, 2013 at 3:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Philip
      Philip

      In the words of the immortal Cristal Connors…You’re a whore darlin.

      Aug 27, 2013 at 3:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • EdWoody
      EdWoody

      Hasn’t this already been a movie?

      Aug 27, 2013 at 3:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • AshNYC
      AshNYC

      The way this story is playing out seems very orchestrated. And Queerty is definetly on the payrole….but I guess I shouldn’t complain if I keep clicking on the storylines. I feel dirty…..

      Aug 27, 2013 at 4:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bad Ass Biker
      Bad Ass Biker

      “he soon learned he was every gay man’s fantasy……”

      Ah, I don’t think so.

      Aug 27, 2013 at 4:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Spike
      Spike

      Curious that he left out the parts that involve CK being into bondage, as in he being the one tied up. Curious the discretion.

      Aug 27, 2013 at 4:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • B Damion
      B Damion

      O.M.G you guys.. I just love this story lol. It’s like a gay soap-op. I can’t get enough of Mr Gruber. I only wish somehow I was casted in this crazy messy soap.

      gzzz omg you guys what part would I play. Hhhmmm…oh! maybe I can play Mr Klein’s personal assistant. That way I could really be in the thick of it lol…ooo I just love it.

      I was having a terrible day until now. I almost cried when i say the price for my school books this semester and all my classes suck. But this story really made my day. Hhhh all in all it has been a great summer with Nick Gruber.

      Aug 27, 2013 at 4:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Teleny
      Teleny

      I kind of find it gross when elderly men like Klein or Heffner are getting kids ( and that’s what they are) in sexual relationships. Kinda creepy.

      Aug 27, 2013 at 5:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • HirsuteOne
      HirsuteOne

      According to John Luciano, “epic lovemaking” would be in the “legend in his own mind” category.

      Aug 27, 2013 at 5:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tdx3fan
      tdx3fan

      @B Damion: Books are expensive. I just swiped my partner’s credit card and stopped worrying about it.

      Oh, btw, Grub is by NO means every gay man’s fantasy. Some of us like real, gay men. Oh, and seducing a straight boy is by no means a fantasy of any self-respecting gay man. Straight boy drama (especially the ones who would go gay for pay) is 1,000,000 times worse than gay boy drama.

      Aug 27, 2013 at 7:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tdx3fan
      tdx3fan

      Another thing that people have to understand is that this went on in NYC. That $10,000 is about $100 anywhere else, especially to CK.

      Aug 27, 2013 at 7:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jared MacBride
      Jared MacBride

      This book goes straight to the 99 cent bin.

      Aug 27, 2013 at 7:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BlogZilla
      BlogZilla

      I remember in years past when people would tell me that Calvin Klein is straight. I would laugh so hard, and they’d have this upset look on their face. He doesn’t look bad for 70. His prostitute boyfriend is really low class ass though. Didn’t Calvy give him enough money without him having to stoop so low as to kiss and tell?

      Aug 27, 2013 at 8:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Demonic darian
      Demonic darian

      Ive seen this movie before…

      Aug 27, 2013 at 9:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • lailaichong
      lailaichong

      Not every gay man’ s fantasy , not mine, he is fat and ugly, my feet are prettier than his face

      Aug 27, 2013 at 9:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • boring
      boring

      “Gruber’s metamorphosis became a pet project for Klein, who proceeded to make him over in his likeness.”

      ALWAYS the sign of a perfectly healthy, perfectly normal relationship.

      Aug 27, 2013 at 9:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Scribe38
      Scribe38

      @B Damion: Yeah I wish I didn’t care but its too funny. My books were 400 bucks! What they hit you for?

      Aug 27, 2013 at 10:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Horse Lips
      Horse Lips

      Jeez, are y’all trying to make me sick?

      Aug 27, 2013 at 10:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bozen
      Bozen

      Queerty if you’re on that disgusting person’s payroll, at least let us know.

      You’re aware that absolutely 0% of your readers care about this guy? Please stop posting anymore stories about him.

      Aug 28, 2013 at 1:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Geoff B
      Geoff B

      Really, I just came here for the comments, but “every gay man’s fantasy”? Not even if I were on whatever the hell Miley was on Sunday night.

      Aug 28, 2013 at 1:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cannon
      Cannon

      OK….wait….he was at the welfare office, picking up his mother’s food stamps??? its a
      good thing Nick isn’t Black. The bigots on queerty would be all over it like white on rice….but he’s white and this is queerty so no one has made a peep about it. Typical

      Aug 28, 2013 at 3:46 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • stanhope
      stanhope

      Several things, some of which have already been said but I’ll reiterate them. Nick is not every gay man’s fantasy as he is not mine at all. Would I f— him, maybe if it were easy enough. Next, I too come here only for the comments as the story is ages old and really uninteresting. What would be interesting is Jan Michael Vincent’s REAL Hollywood experience as that story has never been told. I do recall the blonde boy who was a fixture at Calvin Klein’s Pines home years and years ago who looked quite similar to Nick. Last, Canon was so insightful, were Nick Black, I agree the bigots would in fact be all over this and the comments would be quite different. So much for race doesn’t matter any more. Queerty, can we move past this story and get on to something people care about reading?

      Aug 28, 2013 at 4:02 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BrandoPolo
      BrandoPolo

      @Cannon: $10,000 a month? It must be nice to be a generically attractive young white gay dude.

      Aug 28, 2013 at 7:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BrandoPolo
      BrandoPolo

      Nevermind, I just looked up pictures of this guy and he is not cute. What am I missing?

      Aug 28, 2013 at 7:44 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • B Damion
      B Damion

      @Scribe38 ..O.M.G..my books came to a devastating total of $639. Insane right? I would gladly take Mr.Klein’s black card right now. lol.

      Aug 28, 2013 at 11:13 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      @Cannon:

      Oh yes, because the commenters have been SO nice to him on here. lol The guys been called a whore, ugly, stupid, etc…

      Aug 28, 2013 at 11:26 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stache1
      Stache1

      @Cam: Give Cannon a break. He just tuned in and saw that a white boy said he went to the welfare office to collect food stamps. Somehow he construed there to be racism here because no one said crap about it and that’s only because he was white. Lol

      Aug 28, 2013 at 1:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stache1
      Stache1

      @Geoff B: Well, if it’s someone’s fantasy there’s always his porn work. I’ve not seen it though and have 0 interest of ever seeing it.

      Aug 28, 2013 at 1:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MrEguy
      MrEguy

      A wrinkled billionaire narcissist and a twinkie opportunist prostitute. Snore…

      Aug 28, 2013 at 2:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Niall
      Niall

      Loool, with each passing day, this sounds like it might make a good LifeTime or LOGO movie.

      Aug 28, 2013 at 2:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kangol
      Kangol

      From Welfare to Whorefare: The Nick Gruber* Story.

      Coming to a small screen near you shortly.

      *Thing is not my fantasy, not in a 1,000 years.

      Aug 28, 2013 at 9:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • nautilusjv
      nautilusjv

      What everyone seems to be missing is that Nick Gruber is a very damaged individual who needs a good therapist and a real job. He thinks he is getting what he wants, but he is being exploited at every turn.

      Aug 31, 2013 at 4:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • redball
      redball

      @tdx3fan: Yeahhhh, no–that’s totally elitist and ridiculous. I lived in NYC for 3 years. It’s very possible to live in NYC on a modest salary.

      Jan 20, 2014 at 3:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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