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No Charges For Foley

Mark Foley, shown at left with one of his pages, will most likely not be charged for his sexy e-mail and instant messages with his teenage interns. Foley’s classic lines include: “did you spank it this weekend yourself” and “well I have aa totally stiff wood now.” He’s really articulate.

By:           Ryan Davis
On:           Sep 19, 2008
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  • 3 Comments
    • Charles Merrill
      Charles Merrill

      Typical GOP code language. Spank it means punish children who talk back to their parents (biblical family values). “Stiff wood” means get rid of Government regulations against cutting down the Redwood forests.

      Sep 19, 2008 at 1:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dvlaries
      dvlaries

      Where’s Chris Hobbs and his baseball bat when you need him?

      Sep 19, 2008 at 4:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mark
      mark

      Someone needs to hire several beautiful hustlers to mow Foley’s neighbors lawns sweaty and shirtless.
      TORTURE…it’s so gay

      Sep 19, 2008 at 10:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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