Mark Foley, shown at left with one of his pages, will most likely not be charged for his sexy e-mail and instant messages with his teenage interns. Foley’s classic lines include: “did you spank it this weekend yourself” and “well I have aa totally stiff wood now.” He’s really articulate.
No Charges For Foley
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Charles Merrill
Typical GOP code language. Spank it means punish children who talk back to their parents (biblical family values). “Stiff wood” means get rid of Government regulations against cutting down the Redwood forests.
dvlaries
Where’s Chris Hobbs and his baseball bat when you need him?
mark
Someone needs to hire several beautiful hustlers to mow Foley’s neighbors lawns sweaty and shirtless.
TORTURE…it’s so gay