Holy look-a-like! Last week we reported that Penélope Cruz and her sister, Mónica made out for brother Eduardo's music video. It turns out that the Cruz family pulled a fast one by switching Mónica with nearly identical actress MÃa Maestro. Marc Malkin provides the bent details:
While Mónica and Penélope appear in the video as two beauties dubbing a lesbian porn flick into Spanish as well as bathing-suit-clad guitar players, Penélope’s rep tells me there was absolutely no lesbian lip-locking screen time between the two.
We can't tell you how relieved we are – the idea of publicity driven lesbian incest just doesn't sit well…
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that was a close one…
Penny Cruz is like Liza Minnelli. If a guy's dating or marrying her, then it's conclusive proof- GAY.