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‘No Homo’ Sounds Less Gay In Auto-Tune

I’m well aware I’m sooooooooo late to this, so you don’t have to tell me that this video is entire weeks old. But for the rest of you who haven’t seen The Station’s “No Homo” auto-tune video, you’re in for a treat. No hetero.

LYRICS:

Oooh,
Yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah
I may be taking this too far, you’ve got really nice eyes,
See you working on your bis, look like you’re barely tryin’
No homo, no homo,
No homo, no homo, homo

Yeah, I see you at the gym, lifting lots of weights make your body tight, oh
cardio on the bike,
Do you need a spot, well I think I might, oh

You’ve got really nice hair
And sweet under armor gear, yeah
Can you tell me where you got it from
I’ve been looking for that exact one, yeah

We could buy shirts together ,
Help me get my stuff together,
Maybe we could train each other
And possibly spot one another

I’m so sorry, but you seem so strong, it’s not that way
I’m so sorry, if you’re taking this wrong, swear I’m not gay

I just thought I had to say
The way you’re working out
You’re ripped beyond a doubt
This is not me coming out
No homo, no homo, no homo, no homo
Sometimes there comes a time
When you compliment a guy
and his sweet musclely thighs
And you’re looking like a prize
No homo, no homo, no homo, no homo

We’re kicking back watching TV
I ask if you watch Sex and the City, oh
Did I hear your stomach just moan
We gotta get some meat on those bones

We go out for buffalo wings
Every single bite makes me want to sing.
Ohhh, Ohhh
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah

I still taste that buffalo flavor
Do you have a spare breath saver
Like a winter fresh endeavor
I could smell your breath forever

I’m so sorry, but your breath is da bomb, it’s not that way
I’m so sorry, if you’re taking this wrong, swear I’m not gay

I just wanna touch your hand
And tell you that you’re the man
And your cheek bones are so strong
And you’d look good in this thong
No homo, no homo, no homo, no homo
I just want to confess
That you’ve got a real nice chest
And you’re practically hairless
And you’re nipples are perfect
No Homo, No Homo, No Homo, No Homo, Homo

No homo, no homo, no homo, no homo
No homo, no homo, no homo, no homo

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