At first I thought my favorite National Organization for Marriage flyer in Maryland was the one on the top, because look at that adorable kid with the oversized glasses! He just wants to learn how to read, and here are lawmakers trying replace his ABCs with lessons on butt sex. But then I saw the second one, featuring a doll with a dripping tear. Which is brilliant! Because all along NOM has been insisting letting gays get married will ruin institution of traditional marriage, but here they are anthropomorphizing a doll, and isn’t what’s really going to confuse children?