Not So Blind Item: Oscar Edition

Jerry Lewis lol

ummmmm DLB?

what a wonderful pick up line- “what’s this? I dropped my oscar?”

@Sebbe: The Jerry Lewis comment really did make me laugh out loud.

It is obviously DLB. Anyone surprised, really ?

As far as I am concerned he can carry that mother f*in statue everywhere with him.

(Well for two weeks. I’m going one week above the Japhster.)

If it is DLB, more power and love to him!

If I win an Oscar, I am going to carry it around my neck like a necklace. So, whoever it was- good for them. Fuck pretending it’s not a big deal. That’s for pussies.

If it was DLB, wonderful. He deserved it and he can do whatever he wants with it.

HOWEVER.

It’s been almost a week. You do that shit THE DAY OF, not the Thursday after. Unless you’re gonna show it off as a potential toy to pick up guys. Which I would totally do. There’s nothing classier than having some random dude put a foot-long golden statue up your pooper.

He can bring it with him to the supermarket if he wants to. He deserves every inch of that statuette.

I bet it was Heath Ledger

@Keith:

So wrong. But so right.

@Keith: I like you.

i don’t know. maybe deniro was on to something about sean penn????!!!!!!

I don’t understand the point of a blind item. Why not say who it is in the article and stop wasting time? This is a blog, you can get away with naming who did what.

Which multi-Oscar winner’s statue wears a white Barbie wedding gown? Oscar in Drag! We know ’cause we’ve seen it!

@Keith:

That made me laugh! Good one!

:)

really you guys? nobody finds that the least bit obnoxious? way to douche it up DLB

@Brent: Oh grow up a bit. He worked for years on this project. When you spend years actually building something up, and then get a little recognition for it, let’s see how you react. My guess is you would act the same way on much less. Until then, stop acting like everyone needs to walk around being saintly. First, it makes for a really boring existence to always do what we are suppose to do. Second, it makes us not think for ourselves.

if it is dlb then he can bring it everywhere!! It’s not just an oscar but proof that gays can achieve their dreams…more power to him!!!

lots of oscar winners have done this…why single him out???

@Sebbe: I’m screaming!!!

@Donsnyc: He can bring it with him to the supermarket if he wants to. He deserves every inch of that statuette……ouch

Alright fucking insiders, who is DLB?

No one else is concerned at all that the tipster also suggests he’s on heroin?

@Stoned – DLB = Dustin Lance Black who won the Oscar for best original screenplay for Milk.

DBL goes to the club? Isn’t he like, older?

he’s one of those people who seems to have a different age each time I ask. Some think he’s in his 20s. Others say he’s in thirties. I suppose I should look it up.

…DLB was born in ’74, which would make him somewhere btwn 34 and 35.

@The Gay Numbers- LOL LFMAO.

I think I read the 74′ number in the NYTimes as well.

lolz

Stay sweet, Dustin.

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It used to have a picture in it.

The picture was cute.

Hello, Mr. Black. I have a thought of something entertaining we could do together with your statuette. Its called ass-play, and I get to play presenter. Your thank-you speech can run as long as you want. :-)

I think it is fabulous to take Oscar out as a drinking buddy. If I had one I probably would. Maybe he was afraid if he left it in his hotel room it would get stolen.

ed begly sr. took his oscar everywhere. he kept it in the trunk of his car and showed it off every chance he got.

@RICK
And what was the result? Ed Begley Jr. No good can come of this I tell you!

I think if it were DLB this would not be a blind item.

So I’m gonna go against the grain and guess

GREG CANNON – Makeup, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
or
MICHAEL O’CONNOR – Costumes, The Duchess

DLB was not the only queen winning an OScar, trust.