Now For What Really Matters: Which Republican Candidate Has The Sexiest Son?
Ron Paul has three sons—Rand, Robert Paul and Ron Jr. Since only Rand and Robert Paul have joined Dad on the campaign trail, I don’t have a photo of Ronnie to share. But what we see here? Well, it’s not really anything to cast one’s vote for. Judging by the way Papa Paul looks, I don’t think they’re really going to blossom into their looks. It’s not like they make my eyes hurt or anything, it’s just I can’t think of anything I’d be game for doing with either. Maybe a closed mouth kiss along with a little second base action. But that’s about it.
Images from Congressman Ron Paul, Rand Paul and OKC Ron Paul Rally
Wow. A friend, with whom I have had ‘robust dscussions’ over gay rights sent me this link, her point clearly being that gay men are over sexed gorillas with no sense of propriety. And I agree, in so far as whoever wrote this is a self sabotaging over-sexed gorilla with no sense of timing or propriety. And lets be honest, if this same article however tongue-in-cheek, was written up by a straight website on the candidates daughters the backlash would be swift and brutal. You may get away with it because this gutter website will never make its way into the mainstream. But for those who stumble upon it as I did you have succeeded in reinforcing the lustful uncontrollable gay male stereotypes!
Also, if you are going to churn out steaming piles please sharpen your wit. It may have been a little more palatable if I had actually laughed.
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@Obama2012: So you have homophobic friends who point you to gay sites they just happen to stumble across to back up their bigoted views. Good.
Then you, being the enlightened Obama supporter you are, have to rush over to tell us dirty fags how to behave in public so we don’t continue to embarrass you. Better.
And, of course, you don’t bother to mention all the comments made about the Bush daughters being hot or Megan McCain’s similar press when their fathers ran for office. Nope, it’s all about the “self sabotaging over-sexed gorilla with no sense of timing or propriety” homos. Best!
Have you ever thought of running for higher office? With your heightened sense of indignation and easy use of double standards to suit your purpose, you would definitely fit in with that crowd.
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@Obama2012: Another misinformed conservative, gorillas are the least sexed of the primate population. Ever watch a discovery documentary? Chimpanzees are the about the most sexed of the primates. Proof being in the size of the testes, the gorilla has the smallest sac goodies compared to his ape cousins, but check out the size of the balls on his monkey cousins. Gorillas do not mate unless necessary, but chimpanzees are opportunistic, sneaky and breed all the time – - kind of like the closest relative of the monkey with tails or big balls – the republican political candidate, the sneaky toe-tappers.
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This reminds me of the silly queens in Massachusetts who said planned on voting for Republican Scott Brown to fill the late Ted Kennedy’s US Senate seat because they found him “hawt.”
Nevermind that Brown is anti-marriage equality, all that mattered was they wanted to fuck him.
Not exactly the smartest way to elect any lawmaker or president, for that matter.
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Geez Queerty, I haven’t laughed so hard since the guys from SNL’s “Waynes World” joked about how ugly Chelsea Clinton is.
And I’m sure any of those creepy Romney sons will someday carry on the 3-generation family tradition of losing presidential elections.
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I have no problem with people sexually ogling the guys (and occasional ladies) featured in Morning Goods, or even entertainers who flaunt their sexuality, because they have essentially made themselves available for that purpose.
However, Mr. Brown, sexually ogling people whose relatives are running for public office doesn’t lend credibility to your claim to be a “radical liberal” — it makes you come off like a sex predator.
Other people don’t exist to make your dicks hard, and it’s vile and uncouth to assume they do.
Grow up.
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I’m sorry but I found this post unnecessary, sophophomoric and offensive? Now for what really matters, which republican candidate has the it test son?”. Really, that’s what really matters? To whom, to a chronic masturbator with no sense of responsibility and social morals? Masturbate to Porn, and with your partner/s and please respect the fact that what really matters about this election is that we need to keep a gay positive leader in the white house and not any of these disgusting examples of human beings whether they have hot sons or not, you fucking idiot. Tongue in chek or not, this article fucking sucked. Shamed on you.
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Lacking any wit, as Obama2012 pointed out, this article was a big waste of time that caters to the lowest common denominator and perpetuates the ugly stereotypes about us. I haven’t read Gawker lately, but Queerty seems to be a much, much paler imitation. I wish there was a Queerty button that said “Less Please.”
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Who the fuck cares? Every linked ad on Queerty features men who are hot and sexy and GAY!
Compare that to every ugly-to-the-bone child of this bunch of homophobic “all prison dads are better than any lesbo mom” “reinstate DADT because America needs straight men to run the military” “all fags are dog fucking pedophiles” “Oh, I’d love a gay son as much as my straight sons — well except I don’t want the gay ones to enjoy marriage” “gay marriage leads to the end of the World” fucktards.
All I see in the pictures are junior homophobic asshole children of homophobic asshole fathers. Wouldn’t touch any of them.
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Mitt Romney’s sons are the five Tracy boys from “Thunderbirds” aren’t they?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....re=related
You just have to work out which is which. Oh and I guess where the next “International Rescue” mission might be for the Father who would be President.
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Come on, lighten up! This female Bonobo would take Lucas Bachmann, but I’d have to have him deprogrammed stat. Crazy Eyes’ poor daughters are the image of Marcus. The rest of them are pretty blah. Romney’s boys (except for the freak blond one) are handsome but in a real sterile sort of way. We can only wonder what Santorum’s dead fetus would look like now.
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Some of you queens just don’t have any sense of humor…
And as far as the Romney’s and the Santorum’s, there is this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F.....rientation
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@Cinesnatch: Yeah? So what? At least 95% of the websites that exist are a complete waste of time and there are millions of pages that cater to the lowest common denominator.
The difference that at least we gays are up front and honest about it, and can have a good laugh at it. The straight people merely pretend it doesn’t exist.
I’ll take honesty over hypocracy any day.
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You’d have thought Romney would have produced better-looking sons. Meanwhile, against all odds, something pretty cute actually managed to emerge from the Bachmann gene pool: Lucas.
The dark-haired Huntsman’s the nicest-looking one, though.
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@Obama2012: So you, as a gay person, have friends who believe gay men are over-sexed gorillas with no sense of propriety, and who tells you so? And rather than use one of your “robust” discussions to talk some sense into her, you come over here and berate Queerty because you’ve think they’ve somehow proven her point? You, my friend, might just have a hangup or two about being gay.
Plus, of course, one very shitty friend.
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It is fairly well accepted that the more boys a family has the greater chance the younger ones will be Gay………..I hope if one of Santorums kids turns out Gay he becomes a highly vocal advocate for Gay rights…………….Talk about Gay karma at its best!
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The faces Harrison Bachmann makes during that video interview (where Lucas talks) shows how much he wants to be there! I’d definitely say he bats for our team but maybe 50% of my confidence in that statement is because he is crazy gorgeous.
And whoever mentioned it earlier, Schwarzenegger’s son Pat fits in that crazy gorgeous category too.
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@Ashton: wait, I’m a chronic masturbator? and I have no sense of responsibility or morals? I’m sorry that you failed to find the humor in it. but thanks for reading, pumpkin! now off i go to masturbate again…I wish i could stop. please pray for me xx
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This is all very fun banter, but this is the year to vote and continue the vision! The next four years will be serious shit. It is one of the defining moments in our counties history. Talk to your neighbors, friends and family and VOTE! VOTE! VOTE! Be a part of a new generation of power! Continue the path of change. PEACELUVNBWILDYALL!
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@Cinesnatch: +1
I don’t care if this post was done tongue-in-cheek – I have a feeling that it is partly serious – but it remains in poor taste.
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Was I the only one absolutely unimpressed by the Huntsman boys? Lucas Bachmann on the other hand… I’d like to steal him from right under the Beard-in-Chief’s crazy eyes!