As a practicing Catholic, actor Mark Wahlberg (supposedly!) turned to his priest, the Rev. James Flavin, for career advice, and that is why he turned down a lead in Brokeback Mountain, ’cause of all that gay stuff. (Unanswered: Was Mark to play the top or bottom?!) It also means you have Jesus Christ to blame for Mark appearing in The Happening, which, really, should be added to the list of sins. The look on Mark’s face? That’s him wondering how the hell Flavin let him take this job.