OJ The Burglar?!?
Wonders Never Cease
 
 

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We're so used to thinking of OJ Simpson as a double-murderer, we're having a hard time wrapping our pretty little heads around this:

[Simpson] was interrogated in Vegas yesterday for allegedly breaking into a room at a casino as part of a burglary attempt.

The thought of those royalty checks the Goldmans’ stand to get from the sale of his book probably had him seeing dollar signs. Wonder if he was wearing black leather gloves — that fit.

And we wonder if he left a body!

 
 
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Comments (2)

No. 1 · daniel11211

on Oprah yesterday the Goldmans claim that for every book sold they only get .17 cents- and OJ already got a $600,000 advance
what a shame

Posted: Sep 14, 2007 at 11:51 am
No. 2 · Jack Jett

I's still dry fuck him, video it, and put it on You Tube as a tribute to Japhy Gant/Grant and Jisim Cannickity

Jack Jett

Posted: Sep 14, 2007 at 11:56 am
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