OJ's Way Scarier Than Butt Sex
 
 

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Religious fundamentalists think gay people are scary. Well, our cousins over at Jossip led us to TMZ's transcript of OJ Simpson's "coulda-woulda-shoulda" retelling of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman's gruesome murders. And, guess what, it's fucking scary.

Now I was standing in Nicole's courtyard, in the dark, listening to the loud, rhythmic, accelerated beating of my own heart. I put my left hand to my heart and my shirt felt strangely wet. I looked down at myself. For several moments, I couldn't get my mind around what I was seeing. The whole front of me was covered in blood, but it didn't compute. Is this really blood? I wondered. And whose blood is it? Is it mine? Am I hurt?

No, you're crazy, OJ. Seriously, seriously nuts.

Now, can someone please forward this to all our anti-gay enemies and please explain to them that gays may be a lot of things, but we're not insane murderers who wrote a book pretending not to be insane murderers. We're total pussy cats by comparison.

 
 
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Comments (2)

No. 1 · Mr. B

Well, except for those of us who ARE insane murderers (Andrew Cunanan and Aileen Wuornos, just to name two). Just sayin'–being gay isn't comparable to being a murderer, but we sure as heck aren't ALL pussycats and shouldn't try to pretend we are.

Posted: Jun 20, 2007 at 2:50 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Ash

Personally I love a good murder after a long day of work.

Posted: Jun 20, 2007 at 5:47 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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