It’s been a while since a world-class athlete had naked photos of their impressive, world class junk leaked all over the internet’s quivering, expectant chest. So hello, pole vaulter Andrew Zollner. Thanks for taking us to the weekend on a high note. A very low-hanging high note.
Gay Daily Hot, which has the full NSFW version, claims the leaked pics are of Zollner, though the dude’s face is barely recognizable (but who’s looking at the face — ladies, amirite?). But seriously, it’s 2013, who uses a flip phone to take naked selfies anymore? Get with the times, possibly championship pole vaulter Andrew Zollner.
Of course, in this case, the key phrase may be quantity over quality. Gay Daily Hot also provides some supporting evidence of Zollner’s lycra-trouser pole in various forms of vaulting, so even if the naked dude in the pics isn’t Zollner, we at least know what to expect:
Yeah, that’s about right.
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UPDATE: It probably is him.
Captain proton
not the same nose at all
Dxley
Too desperate for attention. It’s sickening! Nothing was “leaked” here. He’s just trying too hard to be on people’s tongues. What an idiot!
Alan down in Florida
@Dxley: If I had a pole like that I’d be very proud to share it with whoever might enjoy looking at it. I guarantee you he’s getting plenty of attention fully clothed as well.
Polaro
@Alan down in Florida: Count on Dxley to throw shade. Hot, hung and bold; bring it on.
MK Ultra
Wow, I’d definiely vault that pole!
Or pole that vault D
michiganstateofmind
I agree with Dixy. Plus I think it’s fake. If not well….I hope he gets laid with the person he sent it to. lol I hope there’s more to him than a big dick lol.. That would be hot!!!
queerty1958
I think that a person who takes so many “Selfies” is a real turn-off. They seem way too into themselves!
Jay
These photos are a year old. http://manhuntdaily.com/2012/10/pole-vaulter-andrew-zollner-shows-us-his-you-know-where-were-going-with-this/
Gregg
WOW! What a news scoop … in like 2008! Seriously, have you folks at Queerty tried this new technology called a “search engine?” If you had, it might have told you that this story is 5 YEARS OLD!
halfahomo
Who cares how old the story is?!? I enjoyed another view of Zellner in his Spandex shorts sans underwear! yummy! ; P
litper
he’s “straight. What a waste of hot dick!
Dxley
I bet he calls this “art” as well
John Doe
THIS STORY / PHOTO IS OLD.
At a minimum it is from last year.
I’m not sure why Queerty is reporting on it as a 2013 event.
Cam
Wait a second…..are you trying to tell me that a male athlete has a PENIS”?!!?!?!? Get outta here!!!!!
jwrappaport
@Jay: A classic never dies, dear.
Rockery
@Jay:
Exactly!
I’m surprised Q didn’t remove your comment, they do everytime I tell them their news is super old…
But in this case I don’t mind seeing it again, it’s massive, especially since Morning Goods STILL has not been returned
MinnieCopas
as Clarence replied I am alarmed that a student able to make($)8920 in a few weeks on the internet. look at this now,,, http://smal.ly/4WYqe
Kangol
This is a pole worthy of a pole vaulter, and if you’ve got a pole like that in your pants, why shouldn’t you share it freely online and elsewhere with others?
pauleky
Not everyone’s a size queen…pass.
dvlaries
A big plane is always visually impressive, but the smoothness of the ride is always dependent on the skill of the pilot.
BlogZilla
I can’t believe all the pessimistic fat queens on here complaining about it. If you don’t like it ,don’t look. What’s the matter, jealous?
SteveDenver
@Dxley: I invite him to be “on MY tongue.” Why are you here, just to bitch?
SteveDenver
@BlogZilla: The mere fact that complainers are here and managed to find their way to the NSFW pictures of his trophy dick speak volumes. That they’re making cranky noises is pure hilarity.
Jules1949
Andy Warhol said everyone can be famous for 15 minutes. Some people have to show their pole, (I saw it on GayArtz under ‘Athletes’; others have to shoot John Lennon and yet know remembers the name of the psycho who shot him today? I was in NY, living near the Dakota when it happened. So if you want to be famous for 15 minutes do something outrageous but preferably not harming anyone. Just use your tongue.
toshafree
The flip phone
PatkNYC
I agree. Why does every selfie of nude pics have to be labeled in such a scandalous tone?? This is not a “leaked” photo(s). He is clearly naked snapping away in the privacy of his own home. Who cares that he was in the Olympics, he is just a normal just like all of us. We all take selfies and send to others for various reasons.
brentsummers
This is sorta old news, but he’s hot and I like looking at bulges ^_^
For those interested, I covered Andrew and more athletes in my #ProudToPlay video on YouTube.
Give it a watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3CHjm6uJ7w
LAguy323
Nice long schlong. Too bad it’s cut though. So many Frankenweenies in the USA.
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BarLackey
Sorry but that HAS to be a fake… Look at the camera phone in the picture- it’s older than HE is!