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Olympic Pole Vaulter’s Leaked Nude Pics Reveal An Olympic Pole In His Pants

Andrew-ZollnerIt’s been a while since a world-class athlete had naked photos of their impressive, world class junk leaked all over the internet’s quivering, expectant chest. So hello, pole vaulter Andrew Zollner. Thanks for taking us to the weekend on a high note. A very low-hanging high note.

Gay Daily Hot, which has the full NSFW version, claims the leaked pics are of Zollner, though the dude’s face is barely recognizable (but who’s looking at the face — ladies, amirite?). But seriously, it’s 2013, who uses a flip phone to take naked selfies anymore?¬†Get with the times, possibly championship pole vaulter Andrew Zollner.

Of course, in this case, the key phrase may be quantity over quality. Gay Daily Hot also provides some supporting evidence of Zollner’s lycra-trouser pole in various forms of vaulting, so even if the naked dude in the pics isn’t Zollner, we at least know what to expect:

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Yeah, that’s about right.

UPDATE: It probably is him.

By:           Les Fabian Brathwaite
On:           Oct 25, 2013
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  • 29 Comments
    • Captain proton
      Captain proton

      not the same nose at all

      Oct 25, 2013 at 12:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dxley
      Dxley

      Too desperate for attention. It’s sickening! Nothing was “leaked” here. He’s just trying too hard to be on people’s tongues. What an idiot!

      Oct 25, 2013 at 1:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Alan down in Florida
      Alan down in Florida

      @Dxley: If I had a pole like that I’d be very proud to share it with whoever might enjoy looking at it. I guarantee you he’s getting plenty of attention fully clothed as well.

      Oct 25, 2013 at 4:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Polaro
      Polaro

      @Alan down in Florida: Count on Dxley to throw shade. Hot, hung and bold; bring it on.

      Oct 25, 2013 at 5:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MK Ultra
      MK Ultra

      Wow, I’d definiely vault that pole!
      Or pole that vault D

      Oct 25, 2013 at 6:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • michiganstateofmind
      michiganstateofmind

      I agree with Dixy. Plus I think it’s fake. If not well….I hope he gets laid with the person he sent it to. lol I hope there’s more to him than a big dick lol.. That would be hot!!!

      Oct 25, 2013 at 6:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • queerty1958
      queerty1958

      I think that a person who takes so many “Selfies” is a real turn-off. They seem way too into themselves!

      Oct 25, 2013 at 7:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jay
    • Gregg
      Gregg

      WOW! What a news scoop … in like 2008! Seriously, have you folks at Queerty tried this new technology called a “search engine?” If you had, it might have told you that this story is 5 YEARS OLD!

      Oct 25, 2013 at 9:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • halfahomo
      halfahomo

      Who cares how old the story is?!? I enjoyed another view of Zellner in his Spandex shorts sans underwear! yummy! ; P

      Oct 25, 2013 at 10:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • litper
      litper

      he’s “straight. What a waste of hot dick!

      Oct 25, 2013 at 11:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dxley
      Dxley

      I bet he calls this “art” as well

      Oct 26, 2013 at 1:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • John Doe
      John Doe

      THIS STORY / PHOTO IS OLD.

      At a minimum it is from last year.

      I’m not sure why Queerty is reporting on it as a 2013 event.

      Oct 26, 2013 at 4:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      Wait a second…..are you trying to tell me that a male athlete has a PENIS”?!!?!?!? Get outta here!!!!!

      Oct 26, 2013 at 12:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jwrappaport
      jwrappaport

      @Jay: A classic never dies, dear.

      Oct 26, 2013 at 5:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rockery
      Rockery

      @Jay:

      Exactly!

      I’m surprised Q didn’t remove your comment, they do everytime I tell them their news is super old…

      But in this case I don’t mind seeing it again, it’s massive, especially since Morning Goods STILL has not been returned

      Oct 26, 2013 at 7:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MinnieCopas
      MinnieCopas

      as Clarence replied I am alarmed that a student able to make($)8920 in a few weeks on the internet. look at this now,,, http://smal.ly/4WYqe

      Oct 27, 2013 at 8:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kangol
      Kangol

      This is a pole worthy of a pole vaulter, and if you’ve got a pole like that in your pants, why shouldn’t you share it freely online and elsewhere with others?

      Oct 27, 2013 at 12:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • pauleky
      pauleky

      Not everyone’s a size queen…pass.

      Oct 27, 2013 at 4:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dvlaries
      dvlaries

      A big plane is always visually impressive, but the smoothness of the ride is always dependent on the skill of the pilot.

      Oct 27, 2013 at 5:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BlogZilla
      BlogZilla

      I can’t believe all the pessimistic fat queens on here complaining about it. If you don’t like it ,don’t look. What’s the matter, jealous?

      Oct 28, 2013 at 1:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SteveDenver
      SteveDenver

      @Dxley: I invite him to be “on MY tongue.” Why are you here, just to bitch?

      Jan 5, 2014 at 3:43 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SteveDenver
      SteveDenver

      @BlogZilla: The mere fact that complainers are here and managed to find their way to the NSFW pictures of his trophy dick speak volumes. That they’re making cranky noises is pure hilarity.

      Jan 5, 2014 at 3:45 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jules1949
      Jules1949

      Andy Warhol said everyone can be famous for 15 minutes. Some people have to show their pole, (I saw it on GayArtz under ‘Athletes'; others have to shoot John Lennon and yet know remembers the name of the psycho who shot him today? I was in NY, living near the Dakota when it happened. So if you want to be famous for 15 minutes do something outrageous but preferably not harming anyone. Just use your tongue.

      Feb 8, 2014 at 1:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • toshafree
      toshafree

      The flip phone

      Mar 24, 2014 at 7:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PatkNYC
      PatkNYC

      I agree. Why does every selfie of nude pics have to be labeled in such a scandalous tone?? This is not a “leaked” photo(s). He is clearly naked snapping away in the privacy of his own home. Who cares that he was in the Olympics, he is just a normal just like all of us. We all take selfies and send to others for various reasons.

      Apr 3, 2014 at 3:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • brentsummers
      brentsummers

      This is sorta old news, but he’s hot and I like looking at bulges ^_^

      For those interested, I covered Andrew and more athletes in my #ProudToPlay video on YouTube.

      Give it a watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3CHjm6uJ7w

      Jun 21, 2014 at 9:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • LAguy323
      LAguy323

      Nice long schlong. Too bad it’s cut though. So many Frankenweenies in the USA.

      Sep 18, 2014 at 5:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • I'm Black, and HiV-positive.
      I'm Black, and HiV-positive.

      Snakes loose!

      Sep 19, 2014 at 9:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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