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OMG, The Girl Scouts Have A New Flavor Cookie, Y’all!

We already love the Girl Scouts: They’re waaay more inclusive than those mean ol’ Boy Scouts. Their uniforms are sassier for one. And they get badges for selling cookies. Cookies!

None of that learning how to wrestle a bear or doing tracheotomies with a paper clip crap.

Well, now we love them even more: In honor of the 100th anniversary of the GSA (hey, even their initials are the same as “gay-straight alliance”!), the organization is baking up a new flavor!

Savannah Smiles, “bite-sized, lemon-wedge cookies dusted in powdered sugar and bursting with zesty lemon flavor,” pays homage to Girls Scout founder Juliette Gordon Low of Savannah, GA.

The cookies aren’t available in every region, though, so check the Cookie Locator mobile app (the Girl Scouts do not play!) to see if they’re in your hood. Or wait till they pop up on eBay at ten times the price. Your call.

Source: USA Today, Image via Girl Scouts of the USA

By:           Dan Avery
On:           Jan 6, 2012
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  • 10 Comments
    • TASTEY GOODIES
      TASTEY GOODIES

      I LOVE GS COOKIES! HOWEVER, THEY DON’T ALLOW LESBOS OR ANY RAINBOW KIDS TO JOIN, DO THEY?
      IF NOT, THEN I WILL BOYCOTT LIKE I BOYCOTTED CHIC FILET. DOWN WITH ‘MO HATIN’ BIG BUSINESS.
      DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!

      Jan 6, 2012 at 5:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ron
      Ron

      @Tastey Goodies

      1. I think you’re confusing them with the boy scouts.
      2. The CAPS lock button is the one to your left.

      Jan 6, 2012 at 5:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • the other Greg
      the other Greg

      @TASTEY GOODIES: Girl Scouts DO allow lesbians and “rainbow kids,” and trans girls too – click on the link. You are misinformed (and don’t say lesbos!).

      Jan 6, 2012 at 5:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tommy Shepherd
      Tommy Shepherd

      Damnit. I thought this was a Paula Deen article.

      Jan 7, 2012 at 6:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • christopher di spirito
      christopher di spirito

      Love, love, love the Girl Scout coconut cookies drizzled with chocolate. The best.

      Jan 7, 2012 at 11:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JElder
      JElder

      Why the hell is this considered news or “gay news” at that? o.0

      Hurting for more vile BS to spout about Log Cabin Republicans or gays that lean center or center right? :P

      Jan 7, 2012 at 12:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Steve
      Steve

      You do realize, Girl Scout cookies are not actually made from real Girl Scouts.

      Jan 7, 2012 at 7:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Marlene
      Marlene

      If I had the cash, I’d directly donate to the troop, as that way 100% of my donation goes to them. The girls only get a certain percentage of the proceeds of the cookie sales.

      Jan 8, 2012 at 2:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dcviper
      dcviper

      Their initials aren’t “GSA” they are “GSUSA”. Talk about shoddy journalism.

      Jan 10, 2012 at 2:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • xamthor
      xamthor

      WHY can’t we order them off the website? Why are they not available year round in the stores? Is this NOT America?
      WTF?

      Jan 11, 2012 at 6:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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