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First daughter and author Jenna Bush will marry this weekend. Do you care? We actually do, which shocks us more than it shocks you.

Tagged: Blip · Gossip · Jenna Bush · Marriage
Comments (13)

No. 1 · dvlaries

Well, at least it will keep Mom too busy to give press conferences criticizing the government of Burma for its inadequate response to natural disasters! She DID, earlier this week.

Posted: May 9, 2008 at 10:25 am
No. 2 · Woof

Great, spawn of evil getting married so she can spawn more evil.

Posted: May 9, 2008 at 10:33 am
No. 3 · HSNYC

So this ugly George-in-drag looking thing can get married (and waste my tax dollars on Secret Service, etc) but the homos are still relegated to doing hair, makeup and flowers at weddings.

Posted: May 9, 2008 at 10:42 am
No. 4 · Rock

Her fiancee’s cute, but would YOU want to have Chimpy as your father-in-law?

Maybe they will get divorced in a year.

Posted: May 9, 2008 at 10:44 am
No. 5 · CitizenGeek

In fairness, that is a bad picture Queerty has here. She was much prettier when I watched her on Ellen (on YouTube, I’m in Ireland so we don’t get any Ellen on TV :/).

Has Jenna Bush ever said anything about the gays? She’s young, and like I said, she appeared on Ellen, so I’m sure she likes us gays?

Posted: May 9, 2008 at 11:49 am
No. 6 · Typical White Gay Person

I want to see Dick Cheney fuck her in the asshole and then watch Laura Bush like the shit off his dick.

Now that’s a WEDDING!!!

mamma mia my ass.

Posted: May 9, 2008 at 2:06 pm
No. 7 · Nitesurf

Ugh. Who cares. Just get these corrupt fools out of the White House ASAP!

Posted: May 9, 2008 at 2:57 pm
No. 8 · James

What is the big deal? A Bush is getting married? so what?

Posted: May 9, 2008 at 5:56 pm
No. 9 · Rob Moore

I so despise the Bush family, I shall actively avoid anything discussing or displaying it. I can’t look at this without thinking of all the men and women who will never marry because they died or were so damaged in Iraq.

Posted: May 9, 2008 at 11:27 pm
No. 10 · Dawster

as someone who has seen her drunk ass stumbling out a gay bar and trying desperately to grab the dicks of every male in sight… NO… i do not care about her wedding.

Posted: May 10, 2008 at 6:27 pm
No. 11 · CitizenGeek

I remember reading that Jenna Bush went to a gay wedding once. So, she’s cool in my books. Also, it does to show that once Bush’s generation looses power to Jenna Bush’s generation, gay rights will no longer be a real problem.

Posted: May 11, 2008 at 11:41 am
No. 12 · gregory

Fuck this white trash bitch and her whole clan. Suprised the reception wasnt at CHILI’S

Posted: May 11, 2008 at 7:25 pm
No. 13 · CitizenGeek

Why are people being so vulgar about Jenna Bush? She hasn’t done anything wrong, other than being born to complete morons. It’s not her fault that both her parents are stupidity incarnated in human form and it doesn’t mean she is or has to be like them.

Posted: May 11, 2008 at 7:41 pm
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