Oral Roberts’ gay grandson Randy Roberts Potts has started a project to expose mid-size conservative towns across the U.S. to “The Gay Agenda” by having a gay or lesbian couple “live” inside a borrowed storefront for a little while so people can see them vacuuming the carpet, making coffee, reading the paper, playing cards with friends, ordering pizza, and watching TV. Physical intimacy will be limited to casual contact that “might be acceptable for any heterosexual couple in public… hand-holding, an arm around each other, a casual kiss hello/goodbye.”
Potts calls it, “performance art designed to foster love and acceptance” and adds “THE GAY AGENDA AS CONCEIVED SHOULD BE INCREDIBLY BORING TO WATCH.” Sounds riveting.
You can help decide which town they will bore next by sounding off in their Facebook page or Twitter account
Mav
Haha, that’s awesome.
Gay people are totally boring. When they’re not being totally fabulous.
fredo777
Brilliant. Definitely one to watch.
Skeloric
My day is actually pretty damn boring.
Honestly, There is no secret Criminal Mastermind lair beneath my apartment.
If there were, I assure everyone that certain despicable actions would not be tolerated — I’d have sharks with fricken lasers on their noses to deal with the crap.
And I’d hold the planet ransom for ONE MILLION DOLLARS! Nwaahahahaha!
Shannon1981
Yup, found this on facebook. Followed!
Gigi
My man and I used to be exciting. When we first met we worked hard and partied even harder. Now, 22 years into our loving relationship, we’re downright boring. Total snooze-fest. đ
Mark
Yup, my gay agenda is getting up, making the coffee, walking the dog, shower, run my consulting business, walk the dog, make dinner, wash the car, clean the house, do laundry, do the marketing, have the neighbours over for a barbecue, walk the dog – wow, that’s some serious gay agenda shit, isn’t it?
Gigi
@Mark: You are sooooo subversive!
Mr. Enemabag Jones
A guy broke up with me after three months, by telling me I was the most boring person he ever dated. He wasn’t mean about it, but he said he just wanted someone more exciting.
Fitz
It’s funny to me because we always text each other questions about “the gay agenda” which we interpret as “what do you want for dinner?”
declanto
After checking out their Facebook page, I’m falling asleep I’m so bored. Gay Zombies’ Agenda describes it more aptly. Sheesh, you can’t even leave a comment, it’s such a drag! Frankly I prefer to appear dangerous rather than drudgerous. What a loss.
Bryan
A LOT of gay couples do live normal, quiet, boring life. It’s the stereotypes in the media that want you to think gay couples are having orgies, going to operas, clubs, musicals, shopping and being fabulous every minute.