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(561): At a straight bar and poker face just came on…must…resist….urge to gay it up
(915): Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don’t Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat

(704): How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i’m so adorable and that he had a ”blasty”

(818): Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.

 
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By:           editor editor
On:           Jul 2, 2009
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9 Comments

No. 1 · Jeebs

so glad you put the pot chocolate-covered cherries… that’s my favorite text by far.

I hate reading the comments though, people are such homophobes

Posted: Jul 2, 2009 at 3:07 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 2 · KyleR

HAHA!!! I nearly spit my tea all over my laptop!! Some of these things are HILARIOUS!!!

Posted: Jul 2, 2009 at 4:59 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 3 · D-Sun

I love the “I’m totally gay for Miss California/Sweet irony” bit…

Posted: Jul 2, 2009 at 5:25 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 4 · Ricky

(561): At a straight bar and poker face just came on…must…resist….urge to gay it up
(915): Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don’t Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat

***TOO TRUE

and best text by far..

Posted: Jul 2, 2009 at 3:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 5 · Joey

why would 2 girls be giving a gay guy head? Doesn’t GAY mean you only like guys? Creepy….

Posted: Jul 3, 2009 at 1:18 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 6 · hundredacrewood · Member · 2 comments

(870): do you think it i’m gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
(1-870): well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
(870): what chic?

That’s so classic.

Posted: Jul 3, 2009 at 9:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 7 · joan

OMG, the 3-way one had me on the floor!!! (e.g., “What chic?”)

Posted: Jul 22, 2009 at 11:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 8 · Robert_Swank

callme..i’m feeling so gay these days…937-387-6114

Posted: Oct 15, 2010 at 12:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 9 · Willy Cummings

Call me anytime if you want to get together or chat at night @ 1-604-790-1867

Posted: Oct 29, 2011 at 5:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]

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