Our Favorite Gay Texts From Last Night
 
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(845): I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so

(870): do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
(1-870): well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
(870): what chic?

(913): end the night at a gay bar…not sure how…but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?

(917): I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
(201): so you were gay…and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay

 
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Comments (7)

No. 1 · Jeebs

so glad you put the pot chocolate-covered cherries… that's my favorite text by far.

I hate reading the comments though, people are such homophobes

Posted: Jul 2, 2009 at 3:07 am
No. 2 · KyleR

HAHA!!! I nearly spit my tea all over my laptop!! Some of these things are HILARIOUS!!!

Posted: Jul 2, 2009 at 4:59 am
No. 3 · D-Sun

I love the "I'm totally gay for Miss California/Sweet irony" bit…

Posted: Jul 2, 2009 at 5:25 am
No. 4 · Ricky

(561): At a straight bar and poker face just came on…must…resist….urge to gay it up
(915): Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat

***TOO TRUE

and best text by far..

Posted: Jul 2, 2009 at 3:32 pm
No. 5 · Joey

why would 2 girls be giving a gay guy head? Doesn't GAY mean you only like guys? Creepy….

Posted: Jul 3, 2009 at 1:18 am
No. 6 · hundredacrewood

(870): do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
(1-870): well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
(870): what chic?

That's so classic.

Posted: Jul 3, 2009 at 9:51 pm
No. 7 · joan

OMG, the 3-way one had me on the floor!!! (e.g., "What chic?")

Posted: Jul 22, 2009 at 11:09 pm
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