Out There: Drink Madonna

• Abercrombie music? Yes. And there is a message board devoted entirely to Moose Jams. Yes, we wrote Moose Jams. We’d make more fun of it if we did not love the play lists so much. [Arjan Writes]

• In even more ridiculous music news, you can now purchase Madonna wine. Seriously, we’re not making this up. [New Music Express]

• “I’ve been to the hardest gay clubs in the world, and the drugs at this were way more hardcore than any of them.” Popbitch has a few blind items from Elton John’s bachelor party. And that quote had to have been from Donatella Versace. [Pop Bitch]

• “Out of respect for their (our parents’) support, we want to just keep it small — not to make a ballyhoo of the ceremony,” Elton said of their 2 million dollar wedding held yesterday making him the most famous married gay. [CNN]

• The favorite to win Germany’s Pop Idol wants a penis. She plans to use the money to get a sex change if she wins. [Ananova]