Out There: Italians Strip On TV

• Of course the one Italian we definitely don’t want to see strip on television ends up being the one that does.

• A transsexual thief has targeted a sunglasses boutique in Boston. Because a tranny cannot have enough Gucci.

• Fatboy Slim and David Byrne are making a musical about Imelda Marcos. And they’re straight?

• Michael Lucas and gang are hosting a party tonight in NYC at View Bar. It could be your chance to get lucky with a porn star.

• Rupert Everett has turned into a bitter, old woman. Big shock.