• A Louisville man has turned down the title of Playgirl Man of the Year. Because, you know, Jesus would have too. [The Courier-Journal]

• Saddam Hussein behaves like a 3rd grader. What is the worst thing he can call judges at his Iraqi trial? Yes, gay. [The Daily Record]

• Pete Burns is getting married. Can you imagine what he’s going to wear? [Gay.com]

• “Johnny Weir, Are You Queer?” is our new favorite song. [Ultra Now]

• Robert Perry, a Puzzles Lounge victim, has filed a complaint with the state Department of Public Health claiming paramedics were physically and verbally abusive. [NBC 10]