• The first queen who can name all three gold Village People singles will score a pair of tickets to Sodom: The Musical and entrance to the opening night party at an undisclosed space in NYC’s East Village. Email us here.

• We told you how much we loved Oklahoma before. After seeing the new Miss Bamboo we may have changed our minds.

• Madonna is performing at the MTV Europe Music Awards tomorrow. Ready your TiVo, girls.

• We too like to “imagine the effects of an openly gay NASCAR driver.” And usually those thoughts involve being pinned down in his back seat.

• Spokane mayor wishes he had never gone online. We only say that when sent fake pics.