• The Latin Grammys are going to be broadcast in Spanish this year. Um, why weren’t they before?

• Andy, Q Magazine, and Popbytes review the new Madonna album. We got it too and we love it, but we are too hung over to write a full review.

• The gays in Chicago are going to the movies. The Chicago Lesbian and Gay International Film Festival opens this week.

• PopBitch reports “Alexis Arquette, cross-dressing brother of Patricia and Rosanna, remembers the time he broke the news that he was gay to his father. His father was very understanding, saying: ‘If it helps, son, I had to suck a lot of cock to get my first break too.’" How do you think we got the Queerty gig?

• Looks like he ain’t that bad after all.