Out There: Someone Slap DeLay

• Someone needs to slap the smile off Tom DeLay’s face.

• A bartender at the Cock is one of 50 artists selling erotic art at The Dirty Little Art Show this weekend. All the artwork is $50. It’s only $100 with a hand job.

• God we really have a problem. We know it. We just cannot stop writing about her. The Malcontent has Madonna and Letterman up on their high horses.

• Joan Rivers does not take any shit. God we love her. Almost as much as Madonna.

• The Village People “cop” faces arrest. Oh, the irony.