Out There: Telecrackies

So Miers isn’t that bad. More than we can say for most Bush appointees.

Telecrackies

•We knew they were gay. What we didn’t know was that the Teletubbies are cokeheads. Makes sense. Via Popbitch.

“Playing dual piano?” Is that Condoleezza’s way of saying, “carpet munching?” We think so.

Queen has a new lead singer. The thought of replacing our #1 gay in heaven Freddie Mercury did not initially sit well with us. But after listening to Paul Rodgers’ take on “Bohemian Rhapsody” we’re no longer skeptical. He manages to sound himself while honoring Mr. Mercury at the same time.

•Where does Sean Cody find them? Seriously. We need to know. Not safe for work.

•Hell. Where does Michael Lucas find them? Seriously. We need to know. Not safe for work.

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