• “OK, I can't tell you why Paul Newman, Steve Carell, and Hugh Laurie are gay, but at this point, the game is lost. The Globes. Are Gay.” [Law Dork]

• “Gwenyth's dress looked like a Project Runway disaster. Being pregnant is no excuse lady.” [Exceptional Mediocrity]

• “And there was something very satisfying about Mary Louise Parker's win for Weeds as all four of the Desperate Housewives looked on. You could almost hear snubbed housewife Nicollette Sheridan's satisfied clucks as the schadenfreude settled over that table.” [Towleroad]

• “That little sound you heard from the direction of Chelsea was Andy Towle flinging himself out a window: Heath Ledger loses "Best Actor" to Philip Seymour Hoffman.” [The Malcontent]

• “When Teri Hatcher told Isaac Mizrahi she wasn't wearing underwear, and he looked like he might throw up.” [Jossip]