• Elton John would never marry Barry Manilow, since he would “fuss in front of the mirror.” Which is codeword for two bottoms don’t make a top.

• Amanda Lepore guests on Tyra Banks’ show. We assume they will trade tranny secrets.

• ABBA is back in the spotlight thanks to Madge and are back in court too.

• Jerry Lewis has written a love story about Dean Martin. They weren’t gay, but they did go through a messy break-up.

• Like you needed a reason to break out your cashmere, Gay.com has listed the top five foliage destinations for leaf-peeping queens: Provincetown, Portland, Montreal, Madison, and Asheville.