Out There: Underneath It All

• The new issue of HX is all about underwear. We are all about the cover models in their underwear.

• Barbra Streisand was molested by the Portland leader of the Christian Coalition. Oh, wait. The photo and the story do not go together. Our bad.

• We are giving away tickets to Sock Puppet Showgirls here in NYC. Simply write a Showgirls inspired haiku and send it over.

• We spoke of Madonna earlier. This is why we love her. Best Madonna clip ever.

• Planet Out has listed America’s top lesbian cities. The criteria for choosing these cities we believe was pretty easy. They looked at the Indigo Girls’ last tour stops.