Palin Sits on Fox News’ Lap and Weeps
Sarah Palin took to the gentle, fair and balanced Fox News this morning to discuss her absolutely pathetic Katie Couric interview, which the Alaskan governor said was “annoying.”
Palin continued, saying Couric’s questions were unfair and that she would have preferred to discuss all the stupid fucking lies she’s been trained to believe are the truth, because she’s the goddamn Manchurian candidate.
Video after the jump.
Of course she would see herself as a victim of the media and not
take responsibility for the fact that she was incapable of answering
Couric’s questions. She reminds me of a car salesman, pushy,
big mouthed, assumptive, incapable of listening, and just plain
trashy.
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For Republicans the equation is as follows:
Sarah Palin as Vice Presidential Candidate + 8 years of Bush/Cheney + Iraq/Afghanstan fiasco + national/world financial crisis = President Obama by a very large electoral college majority.
This is a bitter pill for the majority in greater Utah and the former confederacy (Virginia, North Carolina, excepted) to swallow, but sometimes you have to take your medicine
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After her last nite performance. I believe that interview was bad editing. On live TV she did good.
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Speak English much, M&M? And did Palin say anything about bad editing? No. She didn’t say that she was misrepresented. She said that she couldn’t represent herself as she had desired…that is, she couldn’t misrepresent facts and her own incompetence in a favorable light by pandering to the lowest common denominator.
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I used “lowest common denominator” and “Sarah Palin” in the same sentence this morning too.
So sad, too bad
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The two are so inseparable that, if she manages to stay relevant for another fifteen minutes, the name Palin will one day be synonymous with LCD, or at least a synecdoche for it. It just rolls off the tongue, ya know?
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I was talking about ‘Palin’ rolling of the tongue (ew…not a good picture), but I also think that you’re nuts for saying that synecdoche isn’t lovely to enounce.
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She’s an ignorant twat. Her alleged best best gay friend? Utter bullshit, lets see her. She knows that being gay is a choice? She knows nothing, including that her daughter was getting banged every chance she got (while abstaining, of course). And, excuse me, she reads “all” the newspapers, but couldn’t name one? She couldn’t think of the Supreme Court ruling on school prayer? Empty headed moose killer. She’s a lying scheming whore and she should have that twitching eye looked at, because it’s really annoying.
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Manchurian Candidate…HAHAHA! Awesome.
Mostly, she’s just a mad cow. Or maybe a mad caribou.
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CNN Late Edition 10:40 am Central
I wrote CNN,
“HOW DARE you have that filthy racist hag Leslie Sanchez on as a consultant using Call a SPADE a SPADE discussing Obama. I want an apology NOW. She also LIED last week about Black and Hispanic caucus voting against the Bail Out. I am embarrassed for CNN. Hillary Rosen should have jumped down her throat. Donna Brazille visibly winced at that remark.
McCain’s campaign has said they were going negative and Sanchez shows where they are going. Putrid Racist!”
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I wished Katie had of asked her about the comment she made about Obama in a restaurant in Alaska right after he beat Hilary in the primaries. “So, Sambo beat that bitch”.
Google it, its all over the net. She is the epitome of “trash” and
a danger to all humankind everywhere.
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Sarah Palin is a cunt. I wish the worst on her and her white-trash family. Miserable fucking cunt.
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Okay boys, now lets not be to hard on Sarah. She may be a pushy, stupid, clueless, crude piece of white trash that has the look of a toned down porn star thats blown everyone west of the Yukon, with a whore for a daughter and mindset of a trailer park southern baptist inbred southerner, but I think calling her a cunt is just plain mean and uncalled for. Lets try to be little kinder, okay?
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Oh Michael. You are spoiling all our fun.
Can we call her a TWUNT instead?
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Oh, I forgot that Katie Couric still has that job. Poor Sarah!