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Pandora Boxx Will Pay $2,500 To Borrow Someone’s Lady Business

Pandora Boxx, the comedic fan favorite of RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 2, likes straight boys but she “needs something more than this rusty back door.” That is, she has a pooter but she needs a cooter. And she’s willing to pay for it—just as long as the price falls somewhere between $2,500 and $1.27. Anyone got some lady parts they’re willing to sell at clearance prices? Girl is desperate.

Via Feast of Fun

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